Sanity is forbidden

Circulation: 174,290,039

Issue: 389 | 24th day of Eating, Y11

Comics

	Totally Faboo! Don't worry. Script by jrtluver1994 by gaby_marques
	The Truth About the Neocola Machine Yum! Also by laiomaia by pinkatzinha
	Random Events in Neopia 6 Careful, Foamy. She may look harmless... by spirited_dolphin
	Starry Stuff I think I'll need therapy after this.. . by marilltachiquin
	General Pink: Episode 1 I can't wait till I take over this puny planet. by kougraluvr12
	The (Mis)Adventures of the Defenders of Neopia : #2 'Fruit Felon' - training has never been fruitier! by amamamole
	Proles Fiscal responsibility by cables
	Neopian Living #1 3D leads to complications. by tjatter
	Erm... About the whole 'eating' thing... Ewww... by misshamsterlover
	Wise old... Dung? Where do the prizes come from? by lovisa966
	Wolf Tails #3 Hmm... Sounds like a good idea. by nightwolf_rider
	One Fish, Two Fish Faeries can be quite resourceful. by fish_puddle
	NeoSmart! : Preparing you for the Real World... Don't always trust the clinic for medicine... ;) by shellbentts
	Scared? Of course I am not scared... hahaha. by _rafa_16_
	Operation Poke a Meteor We still haven't gotten anything good. by natasha_nguyen
	Caution! You are what you eat. by stargirl5357
	Shell-Topped Cupcakes Sometimes allowing Neopets in the kitchen isn't a great idea. by xx_wolf_xx_cub_xx
	I dun no You don't even want to know what happened with the Haunted Woods... by moonlit_sun
	Plushie Cybunny Ever wondered why the plushie Cybunny for sale was so... realistic? by vandertrollz
	Grumpy Old Techo Extremely grumpy. by pdonkeh
	Don't Ask Tra la la! by augiboo7
	Dance, Rosie, Dance! Tee hee! She never saw it coming. by joeycat
	The Pound-Ridden Blues Aw. by aplistia
	HOOPLA! - Backgrounds Choose your pet's background carefully... by _pokemon12_63
	Salted Sweets TAG!!! by flaricfury
	Kass'd ...And then you run. by kr_ena1337
	Islander Tails ~ Another Meepit comic Kids these days and their rotten meepit obsessions. by sethcrocodile
	Kougra Klan You're never safe... not from Dazarno! by dylan_the_ninja
	No Sugar Maybe we should cook it first. by pawz11
	Unusual Circumstances Something Has Happened! by hoeiva
	Electric Shock ZZAP!! by princess_zelda_11
	Tiny But Tough - Active Pet Torture Oh dear, JJ, oh dear... by crazy_kathy
	Just Filler Blustra has a short attention span... by katopia12
	KA Komics Poor little Kookith... by kougra_adoptables
	The Kacheek Siblings- Bad Puns Tee hee... GET IT!? by adorable_chao_10

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Guide to Closet Clutter

Ah, spring cleaning! Now that it's spring in Neopia, it may be time to clean out those closets. While in the past, many Neopets have complained of not enough clothes to wear, now many complain of the opposite problem: they own so many clothes that it's hard to wade through the clutter. After the recent Daily Dare event, I wound up with quite a few wearables from beating AAA and Lulu. I also purchased several wearable Abigail prizes. I often forgot the names of the wearables...

Other Stories

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Battle of the Band Geeks
We all turned to look at our rivals... the drummers. Brazen, obnoxious, and annoying, they made it their sole purpose in life to put us down.

by laurapet131

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April's Fool
Only one of my pranks was actually mean...

Also by daughterofearth85

by miliane085

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Your Guide to Restocking: Better Than Gaming
The quickest, easiest, best way to make neopoints. ;)

by danielleplicka

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Advanced Key Questing: Stepping Up Your (Mini) Game
Mini-games do play a part in Key Quest, and while I cannot help you with computer speed, I can help you step up your mini-game to the next level!

by musicoftheflute

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Oivend and the Adventure of Token and Future: Part Three
"Yes. Oivend here lost his owner, and we were lost in the woods of Neopia when we came across Neovia and..."

by anfkc112093

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So Not Fair!: Part Two
Before Ami could say a word, Minty jumped right in. "Of course we can! We can train him to sit in only one hour, can't we, Ami?"

by majikel

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