There are ants in my Lucky Green Boots

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Issue: 385 | 27th day of Running, Y11

Comics

	Donuts! Donuts! Yum. Also by matheusiungue10 by laiomaia
	Neoschool: How the Meepits Got Their Juice I know!! Art by neckties by daughters_ofthe_moon
	Words of Wisdom Give a pet a fish... Also by konayukii by autotune
	Oh Snap!: Master Techo knows best Please help! Art by 1cecubeh by smile4thuy
	Foiled Again Excellent indeed. by xxkatiexx_07
	Jelly World's Non Existence The real reason... Art by kitsune_wolf_youkai by ilikecrazymonkeys1
	Dinner Or An Accidentally-Made World Domination Device? Wow... turning a pb&j sandwich into a meat loaf monster... that defies the law of physics!!! by keroandsuppie
	Smileys: Can Usuls Fly? No, they can't. by _oceanriver_
	Told by a Snowball It is the Snow Roller Snowball! by x__polar__x
	Jazz It Up ~ You have a new quest! by jezii
	Rigmarole Fancy some chess? by tahirah
	The Tooth Faerie's Secret The tooth faerie arrives for your lost tooth... by stargirl5357
	Wolf Tails #2 While playing Imperial Exam... by nightwolf_rider
	Purple! Respect your elders. by arycapricat
	Title Failure You've got to wonder where that money comes from... HI MOM by countessemily
	Nerfed No Wheat Flakes? by d0rm0use
	AFK Gamers 'Q' is not always the answer. by kukyomisimi
	This&That You can never trust a Grarrl.:/ by niquacoolk
	Usultastic 3 Now featuring 70% more Bori Action! by zellala
	When A Ghostkerchief Hugs A Jealous Petpet's Owner.. Hehe, I quite assume this will happen when a ghostkerchief hugs a pet with a petpet. LOL by kenaji06
	Mishaps & Mayhem Is it hot in here? by drackonwood
	Nothing has Happened: Status Who knew changing your status could be so dangerous? by ker_berethrou
	Shock Petpets get hungry too D: by ttuks
	NeoPuns 1 - Meerca Chase Neopia's Hidden Puns by a_mudkip
	Family Fears gulp by _pokemon12_63
	Eccentricity If only he were that way with scratchcards... by kyrinn
	The Hero Society - #19 In which Blue returns to "crazy mode". by bearcatt
	Random Events in Neopia 2 Sloth's got a new henchie... OF DOOM! by spirited_dolphin
	Wackness of a Pirate Wackness on its way to Goldrun! by blaumann
	PWNed by the lab #5 According to your letter... by empoleon07
	Pint-Sized Never heard of it... by lachtaube
	No Sugar We got your message. by pawz11

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Why Our World Will Explode

Although there are few things wrong with Neopia, and most of those things are Doctor Sloth's doing, there is one fault that sticks out so blatantly it makes you wonder if even sore toes would be up to the job of describing it. This fault is so obvious I shouldn't even have to tell you, but I will anyway. Do you know, in Meridell Castle, where Skarl's throne is? Well, I'll let you in on a secret. Skarl's...

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