Stand behind yer sheriff

Circulation: 174,678,845

Issue: 383 | 13th day of Running, Y11

Comics

	Starry Stuff Sometimes, painting a petpet isn't a good idea. by marilltachiquin
	Candy Pea Tragedy Innocently packaged candy, right..? by moonlit_fantasty
	Battledome Tests Would you fight with me? Idea by spiritdweller13 by cevierakasky
	Pea Soup! Delicious pea soup! Script by instructing by amkb123s
	I Believe I Can Fly Fly like a bird. Idea by pattodrez by verob
	Sour Blue Slushie #1 Worst birthday party ever? by silver_polecat
	Neopian Philosophy Salesman. by wicked_summer
	Cheat! Spectre the Card Shark He thinks he's so great... by sloshypond
	3 Different Ways We have to wait that much for that? by gabrieldeltc
	How Rude! You look awesome! Idea by nerdytiger by misshamsterlover
	A Buzzy Life Baby paint brushes don't last long. by reppoy
	Sloth's Device Sloth gets a new toy. by yankeesrule244444456
	Frozen Yogurt II Why you should not mess with a hungry Skeith... by lulu_goodyear
	Eat Your Veggies Save yourself! by gorillu
	Simply Me Regarding petpet homes... by virenn
	The (Mis)Adventures of the Defenders of Neopia : #1 Say it loud, say it proud by amamamole
	An Unwanted Holiday - Part 1 The adventures in the lives of one Christmas Zafara, a red Grundo, a red Blumaroo and a green Eyrie. by kattairi
	Juniper Sage #1 Researching some of Neopia's most fatal diseases. by crabcake123
	Fuzzles in the Garden I don't even have a plant to put in it! by siddiemeo
	Too Bad You win 200 Neopoints!! by pipla88
	Wicker Toilet Who on earth would want a wicker toilet? by sodapopcat4444
	Heroes Postwar dramas. by leetmango
	Black and White. Special Guest: Pink!! Really, this is supposed to not have colour, but... by fuzzymonkey31
	Batteries Not Included Muahahaha! Idea by destinationxunknown by _majestic_eagle_
	Sloth's Woes This is not a subliminal message brought to you by the meepits. Also by taz_241590 by elmisticosun
	Islander Tails ~ The astounding.... CAPTAIN OBVIOUS! Captain Obvious... able to realize things 4 seconds before everyone else! Spectacular! by sethcrocodile
	Insanity to the Fullest What a great deal, too! by weezncat
	The Avvie Day! It's always a great day to gain a new shiny avvie! by sassofrasso
	The Snowager On top of the pile of treasure you see... by sogochilli
	Kacheek Tails - Appetite Manners? Patience? What are those? by kittyshootingstar
	KeyQuest Adventures ... Also by matheusiungue10 by laiomaia

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"The Gatherer and the Rogue" by phoenixs_angel
Once again, his old mistake had caused everything he had planned to fail. The Petpet Protection League had cast him out, only because he preferred to use a pen. It had driven him insane, quite literally. While at it, he had done things he was now regretting. This was why Yurius had come to Altador, to find the only person who would love Petpets even more than he did; maybe she could help him...

Other Stories

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The Kacheek Siblings - More Than Just Fishing
What was planned to be a normal fishing trip ended up being a rescue mission.

Also by mewmeow953

by adorable_chao_10

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Maybe It's Fate!
"I know word of my great fame and brilliance has already spread through the world, but in case you are ignorant, I shall introduce myself."

Also by chirigami

by grapesourhorse

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In Other News: More Changes in Neopia
Following on from our last report, new data has emerged from the DC-Height-Monitor crew showing that Darigan Citadel will not collide with Virtupets...

by yippo_yippee

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Clean Your World: Discard or Donate?
When you know an item is absolutely, positively worthless because you've looked up the price before using the Shop Wizard, or you've collected seven-hundred fifty-seven dozen of them yourself, from now on, I, and so many Neopians out there would love it if you selected "Discard."

by vyddendarkblade

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Farside Base: Part Six
"Explorer, get off that game and get to the hanger!" Kent shouted at me. I concentrated on dodging Sloth's superweapon...

by freefalldreams

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A Kettle and a Cackle: Part One
The word that describes my mom is 'overprotective'. The woods aren't even that scary.

by semicutie3

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