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Issue: 381 | 27th day of Awakening, Y11

Comics

	Lab Woes I love the lab. Also by marilltachiquin by talei11
	You're Never Safe... Not From the Cricky Neck! BEWARE. Also by taz_241590 by elmisticosun
	Let's Play Snowmuncher! Bloat-B-Gone must be pretty magical... by harucho
	Floating On a Tin Can Hungry for knowledge by zojo_rocamadour
	Plushie Problem Uh... by ayaka122
	Never Too Good I am not a piece of cheese! by jackjack1234
	When Shadows Go Bad Did you just hit me?! by puppy_angle111
	A Day in the Life of the Young Dr. Sloth This is the story of why Dr. Sloth has never managed to take over Neopia since his childhood. by blueheron175
	Edna and the Ranking You're watching Neovision News now... by smockey11
	The Easy Way to Play Flycatcher -sigh- by sloshypond
	Sarcasm Hurrah! Story by janebellefontaine by 0rbiit
	A Birthday Present A Surprise gift by verob
	Too Lazy At least they're trying... by wilk_canine
	Doodlez BUZZZ!! by xx_alanah_xx
	Scorchio Check-Up A doctor should never see a sneezing Scorchio. by 33585jg
	Usultastic 2 IDK. by zellala
	Candy Pea Tragedy Innocently packaged candy, right..? by moonlit_fantasty
	In the Name of Science Petpet Side-Effects? by lombre
	Wings 'n' All Guess what? by artistic_cookie
	Prickly Potions? Finally the Space Faerie found a way to stop it. Idea by earls by moomy_x
	Neopian Mysteries Solved What does the Tax Beast do with all that money? by mariru2000
	Mischief Managed Neopets defies all logic. by icekitsune
	You're In My Way! How am I going to get across? Script by teuzin9 by gaby_marques
	Unbelievable! Jump! by maiinoki
	Who Looks Funny Now? Extremely contagious... by blaumann
	Flying Lessons! Be careful, you might crack! :o Art by ameya23 by confutation
	Welcome To My Life Poor JB. by jambammer
	Nerfed In Meridell... by d0rm0use
	Doglefox Duets: Punintended Get it? by oo_luckey_duckey_oo
	CayCaed! #2 In which one of the 25,638,901 reasons why you should never call on a Faerie is revealed. by kattrish
	Petpet Pals Don't trust Meepits... by ledgers_angel_3
	How Come You're Not Working? A very easy job... by exttravasa
	Petpet Chaos Just a normal day in the life of a fruit Chia... by methaydras
	Spikey Kikos For the easily amused only. (Thank you Mizikura for letting me use Kamahiro!) by leetmango
	C.H.A.O.S. Comical. Art by frostcrystal by precious_katuch14
	Lupeholes Faeries make HORRIBLE puns XD by minaimai

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Wheeler's Wild Ride

A Lenny and his Island Faellie tour Mystery Island... delivering coconuts? Well, in any case, they're collecting coconuts even though they already have fifty to begin with... This guide is an amateur's insight into, namely, how to get your score past the hundreds. I've noticed quite a few people expressing frustration with this game because they either can't finish levels in the given time frame or they find the NP payout is too low. Since you can't change the NP...

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Sophie versus The Neopian Times
Today was Friday, one of the seven days a week that Sophie preferred to sleep in.

by a_greenparrot

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Friends Forever
Before Fang could make a move or respond, his brother smirked and said, "That's my little brother, Fang_Shadowflame."

by whiskerun

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Of Slorgs and World Domination
There is a menace in Neopia, join the ranks against the evil, the invincible, the... the... SLORG.

by sappire_charizard

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Blocking Vex: A Guide to Cellblock
How the game of Cellblock is played, various strategies, and most importantly, the correct mindset when approaching it.

by sicillan_killer

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A Mysterious Heir: Part Five
"Captured twice in one day... that has to be some kind of record!" Kora said with a smile.

by dancer_sakura

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Dreaming Upon a Full Moon: Part Two
Siona and I shared a laugh, paid for the books and looked for a hill outside to begin the journey. All Shoyrus know that the best place to take off for flight is on the top of a hill.

by plushies_lovergg

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