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Issue: 325 | 11th day of Sleeping, Y10

Comics

	The Secret Find something amusing?! by kevinlin1216
	Fickle Neopians .1 Random Events: Good or Bad? by lap_ghost
	If You Thought That Was Funny... "And then I said..." by jewelseyes
	Define Fantastic Hmmm... Idea by horngal24 by kawaii_neokitty2
	Tiny But Tough - Yuck! That's MORE disgusting? ...okay, fine, I agree. Dx by crazy_kathy
	Mynci Madness Peaches, peas, plums, pineaples, but no bananas? by draizard
	Incessant Rivalry Hope you enjoy. :) by maivry
	Ironic Comic - It's Not Snot Comes in 2ply, 3ply and 4ply! by stariearth
	You May Be Right Too much Ultimate Bullseye might not be a good thing... by worldtyrant99
	paradoxical Shiny! Also by zewq by qpluseleven
	Psychic Omelette Try to guess what card I'm thinking of. by seahorsepond
	Kyrii Questions Are you sure... by zanzabar_zan
	Life of a Lupe Based on a mostly true story. cough by littledragonkid
	Freak-out - The Flagpole Easier said than done. by ichigostars
	The Preposterous Professor - Episode 1 You never pay attention... by _dead_meat_x_
	Life of a Lupe OMG! by _trail_
	A Passing Blumaroo... Crystal Clear by jellybeanott
	Whack-a-Snack Yummeh! by crystalcat10488
	The Reason Why #1: The Snowager Have you ever wondered where The Snowager got all his junk? by synchroneyez
	NeoTwins- Cereal "Poof!" by sloan8222
	Me'o- neo: 15 Ways to Have Fun Part 2 There are so many evil but fun things to do in Neopia Central and here they are. by montoran
	Neopian Nonsense - Bloaty Feet Blues Something has happened! by ilovehyrule
	Elderly Pets Gone Wild Cute AND explosive. by wallaroo42
	Hingoyle the Pea Chia Some Neopians are thankful that peas can't wear clothes yet. by goody2shoes153
	The Hidden Tower Incident Always watch where you're going when traveling in Faerieland. by dark_wil
	Memories of a Neopet - Neomail The quantity of saliva to place on the envelope was left unspecified. by neokittycatt
	Juggling 101? Want to learn? by __lyra152__
	Balthazar Blues Don't worry. Art by aimeilee by pudao
	The Bunker What? A description?! But I already said what this one's about in the last comic! Go read the last comic! by hubadawaha
	Niptors are... Niptors aren't very edible, it seems. by herarodders
	More or Less Where'd the neopoints go?!!? by x_twisted_x
	Judgmental Mistakes Very useful, you know. by ridiculer
	The Flaming Hat Incident It's a... hat? by coconutcream
	Faerie Sword: #2 This place is a lot scarier than I remember... What's a faerie doing in these woods?... I want to help... by morgie04086
	A Happy New Year to you! Do you think there are really 10 year old Neopets around? by akamuse
	Dull Crayon: Ever have the feeling of being watched? Slurp... slurp... slurp... by hanna_xu
	Still Neo: Christmas Aftermath What happens if you don't get what you want for Christmas? by digidigi41
	Two and a Half Gelerts Talkin' bout a resolution... by silverqueengalaxia
	sanity ltd ...and it was all like WHOOSH! by thunderlight314

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"Daydreams" by rainbow_mist_wave
My best friend, Doctor Frank Sloth. Species unknown, age unknown, motive not exactly known, gender un—oh, wait. If I make that faux pas again, he'll have my ear for payment. I'm not kidding; he does that sometimes. Well, he says he does. I know he likes sarcasm, though, so maybe it was all a lie...

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You give the game a try and after a while come to the conclusion that: "The game is all LUCK—it would take FOREVER to get a gold trophy." Now that's where you would be wrong...

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The Ghost of Meridell: Prelude to War - Part Seven
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