teh 1337est n00zpaper

Circulation: 139,341,920

Issue: 290 | 4th day of Hunting, Y9

Comics

	Welcome To My Life Where're we from? by jambammer
	My Grarrl Bob! Wake up, little Bob! by larenchan
	Tales of Interest The subjects of the great Tilber thought it best that she seek her fortune elsewhere. Also by casval by cati65
	The Perils of Being Eatable "Even I'm eatable!" Idea by swedish by voodoodollee
	The Unluckiest Kacheek Oh well, let's go home. by pachirisulover
	Doodle The merriest place in all of Meridell, indeed. by flame_shadow_
	Amikarashui #3 Old Habits by bluecloud300
	Tricky Two Why some items are hard to hold... by lovedreamergilr16
	Quiggly the Harris In: Cuisine Scene The search for the Chef Bonju avatar continues. by maraqua_mini
	Neopian Times Exclusive! We hear you have a new production coming along. Care to elaborate? by danishkookys
	Petpet Therapy It's the feepits... Art by ontongil by ilovehyrule
	The Adventures of Akhmin in the Lost Desert! #1: Akhmin chooses a petpet... by akhmin
	Life with Jen Cold hands? Uh oh... by hiomoni
	Freaked #1 Wait a second! All you need for Snowbeast Snackrifice are... petpets... by fricha
	Fishing Day Master advice: Watch out for your feet when fishing. by vxcz263
	The Real Defenders of Neopia Someone is in trouble! by sir_serene
	Just Another Comic Show your support of Dr. Sloth with this handsome cap! by jamz76
	Pojo's Paint Brush Can you paint me camouflage? by pojolocohammerfoot
	Why Some Petpets Don't Have Petpetpets Four simple steps... Concept by kamikatze24 by flutterflies
	Walnuts: ZurroBall Mania Yay! Thanks to my sister's Dexter_United and Ariadne_Theia! No Tuskaninnies were hurt in the making of this. by greenmarmade
	Half Empty Gelerts aren't known for their brains... by panther_puma
	The Art of Restocking Don't give up on trying! by caioschleich
	Scribbles of the Insane: Hotdog? Arrrr! by ali10127
	Omelette Uh-Oh! Oh dear! Looks like I'll be feeding my pets Jelly from now on! by kako144555
	Earn Your Stripes Give or take a few centimeters. by yellowembers
	Colorful Musings (Or Musings While Coloring) Look at me, please. by mao_mau
	NeoQuest Shortcuts You must defeat him! by mysterious_lady8888
	Random Something Well, who WOULDN'T want an easier way to be painted snot? by silvermare200
	Down For Maintenance I hope you didn't want to actually do anything. Idea by blubberblob by linnipooh
	Unhinged It's so cute! by sharkies
	Oh the Irony... Caution: Neopet-Eating Carp Ahead! by ohgreatloopy1o_o
	Sloth and Bugsby: A Scurvy Vacation The perfect for place for a holiday... something everybody can enjoy! by rebeccamcm
	Petpet Parade Now with 80% better art! by the_forest_maiden
	Oxymoron! OMG! by super_monty_python
	DIFFERENT: I Won First Place! Invisible pets are sooo easy to draw... by louise_the_zero
	COMIKAZE II Brains of the Family Art by kai_pawz by bird_brain312

Search the Neopian Times

Headlines

"Never Ever Forget Me" by sonictheonlyhedgehog
Kentari was about halfway finished with moving everything to a small room in the back of his shop. As he was pushing a box across the floor, something under the counter caught his eye. Dang! I missed something, he thought to himself. Getting on his knees, he crawled under the counter in hopes of retrieving it. It was incredibly dusty in the small space, and Kentari sneezed at least three times before...

Other Stories

---------

Freedom
"Don't worry, buddy," Donald called to me from the bleachers, noticing my nervousness. "You ace this thing every night..."

by springsteen0991

---------

Sibby and the Beach Cave
"The pirates are coming!"

by myrtale

---------

The Milestones of Neopia
Well, to rich Neopians, earning your first 50k doesn't seem like a big deal. But to others, it's something to be proud of...

by 24meepit13

---------

The Altador Cup
Should this be a sign that the Altador Cup Committee is saying that the Altador Cup will be running annually now? Time will tell...

by jockylocky

---------

Perfect: Part One
We weren't spoiled rotten like some Neopets out there, but we had a roof over our heads and somewhat regular meals and each other, and we adored our owner for it. We didn't know anything else, and so we thought she was perfect...

by douleur

---------

Traitors And Warriors: Part Six
Why did that voice sound exactly like my own? My eyes struggled to focus. I saw someone standing before me: a tall air faerie with a wry smile and shining blue eyes. It was me...

by humgruffin

Submit your stories, articles, and comics using the new submission form.