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Issue: 266 | 17th day of Storing, Y8

Comics

	A Walk In The Park Everything is so beautiful! by darkadoom
	Painted Problems Why some pets shouldn't be certain colors... Script by petkeeper416 by obviousfakename
	Hatched! Hehehe. by marshallmathers_111
	Kulanah Mmm... cake! Also by krazykutekowgirl by goldnangl83
	itsa comic Wait. I hit him? by child_dragon
	UnNormal - Merry-Go-Round Want to go on the Merry-Go-Round? by cozygen
	Turmaculus Maybe I'll try something else... by flufey_is_cute
	Petpet Parade 3 And that's how Meepits are planning their takeover! by the_forest_maiden
	Random Something At the Kadoatery... by silvermare200
	Garin & Jacques ... and their journey x] by urskus
	Finding the Perfect Petpet For years I have been trying to find the right petpet... by hardlyevolved
	Weewoo Madness That king is wise! Concept by meltalviel by neokid11115
	Secret Lab Secret He does know! by dakumi
	In the Shadows of Neopia #5 Whoops! Sorry about that... by morrigan_a_aensland
	Off Track: NeoPhobia I really need to see a doctor. by klipsan
	Free Jelly Isn't ALL the jelly free? Script by autoc007 by aiyakhiori
	The New Petpet Picmon and his new petpet! by larenchan
	Demon 2 Do neopets die? by ookami_mangetsu
	Meridellian Mischief You will eventually realize... by moon_wolf21
	Me and Them NOOOOOOO!!!! by hamtaro6969
	Owned DO. NOT. SING. THE. POOGLE. SONG! by moonstar_night
	Funny Farm Sorry, that is not a winning ticket. by saiyukiluva
	A Woeful Tale of Woe Poor Chris Kyrii... by jellyfishi
	Haunted Slugs and Snails by hauntedheroine
	Battle Duck Revenge You throw Maractite Battle Duck! by bulbabean
	The E-1337: "Want some Achyfi?" Smarter than the average Bearog? by _ob1_kenobi_
	Chiadventures: Never too Early to get Peapared What are you doing over there? by zelda2222
	The Truth About the Petpet Laboratory Sorry, your petpet has disappeared. by rose_cel
	Standing Out It's just a game! (Don't take the games too seriously!) by jasperdragongirl
	Living in Neopia! NO! You cannot take more than one jelly per day! by sensuke
	Comic 3 (v1.2) I suppose something interesting should go here but all that candy is making it hard to think.... by rcwalters
	Grave Plotting Wow, look at all of these graves! by olympic_pineapple
	The Gallion Ranch The ranchers must have been stuck at the second step... Script by hakuryu_86 by pacmanite
	Stuck in the Neopet House My momma always told me, death is like ... a box of chocolate doughnuts? by spotthechelsey
	Darkest Corner How come we didn't get to keep useless piles of dirt? by dark_elfa

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"Golden Slumbers" by goldenlullaby
I was about to ask some questions of my own; but before I could even open my mouth to speak, she was going on about going to get her boss. I sighed. I just had to sit tight and wait, I assumed. Just as I began to doze off again, the door burst open. I jolted upright. I gasped as I saw a beautiful, brunette faerie follow the Usul nurse into my room. The Soup Faerie, I told myself, I remember her!

Other Stories

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Venuquin
There is salt in the water, and some innate intuition tells you that this water is unfit to drink. As soon as you think that, your thirst comes back with new vengeance. Just your luck. Where are you? How did you get here? How do you get out of here? Will anyone think to look for you?

by phsycoticdancer

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Golden Slumbers
"You're awake!" she exclaimed over and over. "You're awake! Are you feeling okay?"

by goldenlullaby

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The Science of NeoQuest
Why do so many people play NeoQuest? Why do so many people not play NeoQuest? What makes the game so addictive, so great?

by micrody

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A Good Lookup
A comprehensive view on what makes or breaks a lookup.

by maivry

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Silver Flames: Part Three
I knew he wasn't much of a talker and avoided speaking when he could get away with silence, and right now it was obvious what he was asking. He wanted to know why I wasn't swimming...

by scar19

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One Last Song: Part Two
"Too steep... the snow's too deep... too loose..." Kaiya could be heard muttering to herself with each possible way they found down, but none seemed to be safe enough for anyone to pass...

by mutedsanity

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