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Issue: 232 | 24th day of Running, Y8

Comics

	Something Fishy And cheaper than grocery shopping! by ssjelitegirl
	Phwoar! That stinks! No wonder. by k_aren_z
	Jhudora & Illusen: WHATEVER! Uhh... ow. by spock_luvr
	Annoying!- the Drenched! Don't you even have a napkin or somthing? by 900duckling
	Spiffy You don't know what gravity is? Oh, boy. Let me show you. by pegahorn12
	Me and Them How exciting. by hamtaro6969
	Tailspin What's taking so long? by cannonsmbt
	Why You Should Never Give a Cybunny a Snow Petpet The title is pretty self-explanatory. by liquiddragonn
	Untitled! Tis better to give than to receive... unless the gift is from Jhudora! by homage2fromage
	Neopian Comics & Co Could have fooled me... by aurora_moonbeam
	Splodge poke poke poke poke by scribble
	Awkweird That makes sense... I guess... by celestialearthenmage
	Neo-Nuts! I just don't get it! by armorandonomon
	Life of Pea Why are these things so darned popular anyways? by voodoodollee
	Tower's Problems Do you know what I like the most about Faerieland? by luimielw_amandil
	Give the Kiko a Cookie! Just one bite? by leo814
	Spilt Milk Something has happened! by nomitts
	Problems Only Neopian Goths Have Problem #1. by popeyethecat
	Mootix Madness - Bring it on Jhudora! "How much did you say you were worth again?" by leoness
	That's Just Not Right! What was it you called them? by anjie
	Neopian Insanity Uh oh... Also by emmybug184 by cosmicfire918
	Head in the Clouds Guess what I've got! by candykitty
	Hmm, How Should the Explorers Get Across the Chasm? I have a better idea. by pacmanite
	The Most... XweeStarryTear, how you can be SO popular? by ximerika
	Becoming One with Your Room I love my new jelly room! by pheonix65432
	Why? #1 Why you should never get your Wocky a miamouse... by redler1
	Attack of the Blobs Maybe next time he'll remember to bring a bowl. by frozen_spidre
	Volley Mates #1 I'm not playing with you again! by bluebellygirl
	Truth about the Grundo Leader The Grundo Leader attacks!!! by rose_cel
	Robot Troubles Well, at least they can't run away. by hernomoto
	Just the Gloves Poor Raytzu got his paws cold! by ginzag
	Edna and the Expensive Items Have you ever wondered what Edna the Witch is doing with all those Expensive Items she gets from quests? by smockey11

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"Monster" by queen_aingeal
Sloth got up from his chair and walked to the window of his office, gazing out at the beautiful planet with a scowl creasing his face. "Why must you haunt me so?" he said to the planet. "I could make you so much better... we could achieve perfection, you and I..."

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Lullaby
In a small cottage within a village quite far from the castle, a little white Blumaroo stirred in his sleep, creasing his worn pillow and rumpling his quilt. His eyes blinked open...

by precious_katuch14

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Monster
"S-Sir… there is a small p-problem with the Spider Grundo," the Grundo stammered...

by queen_aingeal

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The Top 30 Uses for Jelly
But when it comes to the more exotic tastes of jelly, such as Fish and Dung, you’ll have to get a little more creative than simply eating it to put your food to its full potential.

by reelhorrorshow

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An Outrageously Updated Guide to the ICM
So be VERY careful to not get any slowing or shield scoops or anything of the such in the beginning rounds, since they’re not going to help you or your point count either.

by travelerofneopia

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The Replacement Courtier: Part Three
"No," Alexien firmly responded for the tenth time. "You'll likely only wear the one dress for this single event. What could you possibly do with two?"

by senya

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Dreams: Part Three
I blinked. I knew dreams were special and amazing things, but could they really predict the future? Was what I saw really going to happen?

by laurel146

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