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Issue: 223 | 13th day of Sleeping, Y8

Comics

	Are You Pulling My Leg? Read the warning label before you paint your pets... by liquiddragonn
	Sibling Rivalry But chasing your tail is so much fun! by evilpuppyangel
	Inarticulation Man, I love the winter! by chokatocherry
	Qnde & Szoo: Neohome That's why we live in Tyrannia... by shubi5
	Another Comic With A Witty Title As if one of the two wasn't enough... by anubisgirl_13
	Anyway Timing the Snowager... by wolfendusk
	One Neopian's Disaster, Another Neopian's Adventure Always leave your eyes open while sledding. by yathenamesraven
	Solo Time La la la la la!!! Also by kuruu_6 by hello5346
	Neopups Who's your target? by wicked_dragonite
	Meridellian Mayhem - Villain Census Featuring The Three! by ikkin_with_attitude
	What a Waste! Featuring Caviar_Dreams & Champagne_Wishes. by neoprincess_812
	Evil Feepit #2 The new arrival is taking the book title a bit too literally… by fmoura_98
	Brightvale Blunders Maybe you should be more specific next time... by scubadive5
	Utterly Random Note to self... by arornedhel
	Raise a Paw How was I supposed to know it wasn't a cookie? by buddylovegal
	Unlimited Based on a true story. by iluvdrawing
	Into The Fire I'll be taking over the comic today. by crystallus
	Notions and Nonsense: Practical Joke That was NOT a nice thing you did! Written by patjade by sillygirl_543
	The Last Laugh Be careful who you laugh at... Art by jjjellybean121 by eliza_clare
	neorandomosity Who said two heads are better than one?!?! by linnipooh
	Almost Normal Tea parties are the height of sophistication. by _leraje_
	And the Winner of Best Toy in Neopia is... You know that a rubber duck is the only temptation great enough to coax a shy Neopet into the tub! by ensoul77
	Problems of the Chocolate Factory Too late... by _snozzwanger_
	Lupe Life Yahoo! by nr1sniper
	Finny's Corner Decisions, decisions... by divisible_by_zero
	Shop Troubles Something Has Happened.... not again!!! by zefiex
	Journeys of Meridell I take it back... by prismfire
	Dreams Don't Always Come True... Make sure you eat plenty of dinner before going to bed! by _janet88
	Random Stories - Disadvantages of a Pink Lenny Maybe you should think again about painting your Lenny pink... by karatehuendchen
	No Name #1 Some messy person... T_T by powerpuffjk
	My Life as a Strawberry D: by ninavogel
	A Little Bit Sketchy Maybe someone else will read it... by freshjade
	How Did Sid Get Here? Ever wondered why you can't get the Sid Avatar? by lovy_lisa

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"Adee's Tale" by animegirl42602
Adee woke up one fine Neopian day and peered about her bedroom. She soaked in the warmth of her cotton ice cream cone printed blankets and snuggled into her ice cream cone shaped bed. The chocolate colored sheets felt cool to the touch and she let out a sigh...

Other Stories

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Evil Death
"Mr. Thade, sir?" the Gelert squeaked. "I have a riddle for you, Mr. Thade."

by dragoncatcher_sammy

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The Ups and Downs of Kindness
Keith's owner could barely sustain one Neopet, but Keith couldn't help lowering the shop's prices when his owner's back was turned. It was just the way he was...

by imagiknight

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It's All in the Wrist: a Dice-A-Roo Guide
Like other dice games, the object is to win, and who does not like winning?

by neojbc

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Sid: Who really fills in for Bob?
Needless to say, this Punchbag punched back. It took less than a second for my pet to be defeated.

by kyandui

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The Darkest Faerie Rises: Part Three
"Council, I come before you again not as your subject, but as your current and future ruler. I will take you on either one at a time or all at once, whichever you prefer..."

by ewagon

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The Tale of the Darkest Faerie: Part Two
The path to being a full-fledged dark faerie was long and tough. Few could endure it, and even fewer graduated from the Academy...

by shadowcristal

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