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Delicious Snowy Treats This Holiday Season!

Starring Lerlifia the Chocolate Draik, Lervilia the Candy Draik, Sellescha the Pastel Kacheek, and Christine, their owner!

by _brainchild_
The Perfect White Elephant Gifts Throughout Neopia

With the holidays upon us we are all in full swing of gift buying. You might even be lucky enough to attend a White Elephant gifting party!

by tamimarieb
Holiday Food-Fighting on a Budget

Near the beginning of this year's Advent Calendar, peas — or rather, chaos — could be felt throughout Neopia.

by swordlilly
Top 10 Best & Worst Christmas Gifts For Your Neopet

With the festive season hot on our heels, it's time to jingle some bells, deck the halls, and do some all-important Christmas shopping. To help you make the right financial decisions this year, we've compiled a list of the best and worst gifts available on the market.

by liesl_1997_11
A Gourmet's Guide to Borovan

“Aseillus here, your Junior-Gourmet-in-Training with another interview from one of Neopia’s top food connoisseurs!

by hutaride
Pebble, You Rock!!

There is nothing Neopians love more than the surprises that arise from the Advent Calendar each year during the Month of Celebrating.

by jackie247
How Not to Attach the Pebble: A Guide from Experience

The Advent Calendar is one of the most anticipated events in Neopia. This year Neopians knew Day 7 would be special.

by becauseofreasons
12 Books To Read Your Baby Neopet This Holiday Season

Brought to by the Neopian Book Award Association. The holiday season is upon us, and there is no better gift for your Baby Neopet than the gift of knowledge.

by spitfyre_momma
 
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How Not to Attach the Pebble: A Guide from Experience



The Advent Calendar is one of the most anticipated events in Neopia. This year Neopians knew Day 7 would be special. The line to the Advent Calendar stretched all the way around the frozen lake as pets camped out to have the first chance at some new goodies. As the clock struck midnight a wave of excitement flew through the crowd. What was the prize? None other than our new friend and little fella, the Pebble. His small smile instantly charmed Neopia. I even hear the Snowager cracked open an eye to see what all the fuss was about before sneaking a few into his hoard for safekeeping. The Pebble is a Petpetpet. For those who don’t know, Petpetpets like to attach themselves to a Petpet they trust to take care of them. How do you get the Pebble to attach? Well, I’m glad you asked. Because I can tell you from experience, what not to do (and what eventually worked) to make your little guy comfortable enough to join you on your adventures. The Lab Ray Our first stop after the Advent Calendar was the lab ray, which in hindsight might not have been the best introduction to Neopia. Arabica Bean the Wocky desperately wants to become burlap to match her favourite coffee bags so we make sure to swing by every day. Even though Arabica knows what’s coming, the lab ray is still pretty scary. To help calm her nerves, she chatted away to the Pebble about how cool the lab ray was. When it was time to zap, the Pebble excitedly peaked out only to catch a blinding flash of light as he narrowly missed being zapped himself!



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Many A Reason For The Season
"This time of year has many a meaning to all. So do the other holidays. I sit here with my hopes and dreams furthering into the New Year. I have so many people who mean the world to me. As my Green Xweetok hands type this out, I cannot help but feel my heart fill up with love..."

by harvestmoon66

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Warmth
"Lifting a paw, Velserica wipes at her plush brow. Her sister’s protests fall mostly on deaf ears as she readies the tool in her grasp and swings it down once again, splitting another log in half..."

by annananana

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Knight & Squire: Preface
"Rowan’s arms popped as he stretched them above his head. He let out a huge yawn, not caring that he looked like a horrified Quiggle. He slumped on the wooden bench he was sitting on..."

by terpsichorean_writer

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The Twelve Days of Giving
"Fresh snow crunched in a thin layer beneath Suhel’s paw pads as she stepped out of the Eyrie cab and onto the cobblestones of Barrowmere. Multi-storeyed buildings rose above her, bedecked with holly garlands and shiny gold bells, and..."

by cosmicfire918

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A Happy New Year to Neopia
We'll take a cup of kindness yet. Collab with luc187

by kuroneko_kitty

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Don't Set Your Tree Up On a Mountain Slope
Just don't do it...

by lunensis



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