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	The Culture and History of Faerieland Once a grand floating metropolis, now just as grand on the surface of Neopia, is home to many faeries and Neopets. However, the faeries did not always have their own kingdom. In fact, the faeries did not originally call Neopia their home... by black_skull725
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"Sophie's Leave Me Alone Notice" by liouchan
At the edge of the swamp that is home to Sophie the Swamp Witch, there stands a vine-wreathed sign featuring instructions to leave her alone in bold lettering. Behind the sign, forty pages of bark-like paper unfold like an accordion. PRIVATE SWAMP. KEEP OUT. NO TRESPASSING. Trespassers will be zapped on sight. Trespass: intransitive verb. To enter unlawfully upon the swamp of another, more specifically Sophie. To make an unwarranted or uninvited incursion into said swamp, which your incursions are guaranteed to be. So don't do that. Keeping out is exactly like coming in, except that you don't, which should be well within the realm of your capabilities. Disclaimer: the owner of the swamp declines any and all responsibility for what may happen to dunderheads...

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Sophie's Leave Me Alone Notice
At the edge of the swamp that is home to Sophie the Swamp Witch, there stands a vine-wreathed sign featuring instructions to leave her alone in bold lettering. Behind the sign, forty pages of bark-like paper unfold like an accordion...

by liouchan

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Notes from Kreludor
“Gotcha!” Talyca zoomed up behind Jemilat and plucked the glasses off the eventide jubjub’s scrunched up face. “Do you think these make me look smart? Also written by hectic_haley

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Escape with a Good Book
The month of hunting, 18th day, penned in fine blue ink. A ghost-colored Techo sighs, slumped upon a creaky and well-worn wooden chair...

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The Music Box
If there was one thing that Elon hated it as being forced into social situations and gatherings. Elon was an introvert. He vastly preferred his alone time to whatever the heck was happening right before his eyes...

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Inside the Mind of a Lupe
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A Book Worth Re-Reading
The worst time to forget!

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