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 | From Minion to Sidekick: A Guide to an Evil CareerSo you landed your dream job, working for the next big bad, but how do you climb the slippery (and occasionally slimy) career ladder? Frequently to get a toe in the door to working for an evil overlord you will be starting right at the bottom as a humble, low-paid minion. Expect long hours, poor (if any) pay, and have to put up with frequently being a test subject for the inventions that the evil genius has come up with.
by smilingpony |  | Partner Your Pet Perfectly: An A-Z GuideIf your pet is lucky enough to have a petpet, they will almost certainly have made a great friend for life. Petpets come in all shapes and sizes, each with their own quirks and personalities. Here I will run through a small selection of petpets your pet might meet, and hopefully they will find the perfect sidekick!
by kingfisherblue33 |  | Exquisite Prizes: Lyra and Aurrick’s Favorite Items---Starring Chessangie the Royalgirl Draik, Chessella the Pastel Draik, Maldice the Stealthy Draik, and Walda the ever so bratty Baby Kacheek!---
by _brainchild_ |  | For Justice! A Guide to Heroic Sidekicks -For CollabHello there, Neopian Times readership of JUSTICE! Have you come to this article hoping to learn about SIDEKICKS? You have? Strap yourself in, young heroes, and bring lots of snacks, because you’re in for a barrage of nonstop action.
by parody_ham |  | Defenders Wanted: Partners And SidekicksWhen Neopia is in danger who are you going to call? The Defenders of Neopia of course!
by pikachu315111 |  | Myncis to go Bananas over!Myncis are one of the smartest, most outgoing species in all of Neopia. Originating from Mystery Island, Myncis are known for their large ears and extremely curly tails. also by masters_united and lookidontcare3
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Partner Your Pet Perfectly: An A-Z Guide
If your pet is lucky enough to have a petpet, they will almost certainly have made a great friend for life. Petpets come in all shapes and sizes, each with their own quirks and personalities. Here I will run through a small selection of petpets your pet might meet, and hopefully they will find the perfect sidekick! These Altadorian petpets are famous throughout Neopia as the stars of Altador’s regular Chariot Chase events, where the biggest and strongest alabriss compete in dramatic and tension-filled races. Most alabriss do not undergo the intense training required for this, and so most grow to much smaller sizes, perfect to live comfortably in your neohome and to be cared for by your pet. Ah, babaas. These petpets can be seen in many different situations and I would be surprised if your pet hasn’t encountered them yet.
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Shadow Play:Part Two Terra woke up from dreaming that she had a stomachache, to discover that she really did have a stomachache. This was not the first time this had happened in the middle of the night. With a grimace, she carefully rolled over onto her back and tried to relax, listening to her own breathing, trying to think of happy things.
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