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	What Do You Hoard In Your SDBs, And Why? I currently have 5,000 Vials of Pure Water, 1401 Mysterious Orchids, and 128 Spirit Of The Ruins Fizzes in my Safety Deposit Box. Why, you might ask? Well... by indulgences
	Top 15 Kiko Lake Treats! A list to help you decide what treats are perfect for a mega sweet tooth, and what treats are for the person who prefers bitter or sour, or even savory. by fairygold
	An Interview with Captain Remis From seven years in the consolation tier to taking second place! Such an impressive feat! by justice_scales
	A Striking Lost City Lanes Guide Spare some time to read this striking Lost City Lanes guide. by quiggles_r_kewl_1
	Neopia's 12 Most Decadent Desserts From the busy little igloos of Terror Mountain to the exotic sea caverns of Maraqua, I present you with Neopia's twelve most decadent desserts. by turtling
	How To Make Lunch (HTML) - IDs, anchors, and targets There's always this one thing that irks me (and my Meepit legion). It's about anchored pages and somehow 75% of the pages I've looked at utilize an old, outdated idea... by pokemonsappire267
	A Zen Guide To An Evil Game: Spacerocked! Here I am to shed light on the subject, as well as giving out some tips to achieve a score good enough to collect that cool new avatar. by sergente__hartmann
	Winning the Game: A Guide to Key Quest Power-Ups It's no secret that next to sheer luck and computer speeds, power-ups are the most important part of any Key Quest game. by finally_kitkat
	Dressing for Summer Do your Neopets have the perfect look for a vacation on the idyllic Mystery Island? Have you already packed their suitcases? Also by martia_elior by amarillida
	A Darigan's Guide to Meridell Day We still find that we cannot celebrate on the thirtieth day of the month of swimming like the average Neopian. Especially because we don't see a Darigan Citadel Day on the Neopian calendar. by jellyftw

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"Simon's Bad Day" by nirette
Simon had always wanted to be a guard at the Art Gallery. His grandfather had been one, and his father had too. He had grown up with the idea that he too would one day be a guard. He didn't mind the pressure; he himself had decided that having one of those shiny guard badges and wearing...

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A Letter to the Editor
When I was young, I was told stories of the Sway, as were we all. "Run along, little Aloysius, or the Sway will gobble you up."

by emblo93

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Don't Jump Into the Volcano!
"How do you think you become magma-painted?" Piyo the Shoyru asked his best friend, Mori the Xweetok.

by ex_machinae

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Against All Odds: Part One
In the background he could hear the roar of the crowd cheering, but he knew that those cheers were not for him; they never were.

by meganhilty

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Shad and Saura: The Secret Belowdecks - Part Seven
A very slight murmur of voices could be heard when standing just outside the door to Scarblade's cabin. In fact, if you were to stand there with a glass against the door, you could probably have eavesdropped pretty easily, assuming you were the sort to spy on Captain Scarblade in broad daylight...

Art by ssjelitegirl

by ssjelitegirl

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Battledome
... they never learn.

by taybabatool123

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HD 4 - Fireworks
When using fireworks, be sure to be in a safe location...

by cherry_kyun

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