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	TNT's Everlasting Pranks "WHAT?! I have to pay to load pages? But I just saved up a million neopoints!!" A shocked whine from Year Eight... by lavalampsnake99
	Interview With a (Reformed) Chiavore A happy Chia is an undigested Chia! by carrotopian
	A Conundrumming Interview I brought a master conundrum solver just in case our favorite Lenny begins blabbering in the way he seems to love to puzzle us with... Also by xxxtattooxxx by lions_critters
	Is Your Petpet Planning World Domination? Just read my easy guide and you can know if your petpet is in league with Sloth and his evil clones. Or any other villain... by temari_san_no_hoshi
	Random Event Faerie: Fact or Fiction? No! Really! It makes sense! We have a Snow Faerie, a Negg Faerie, and quest faeries! Why can't we have a random event faerie? by qazx301
	The Secret of the Kreludan Mining Corp. Discovered! When I finally arrived in section 56, a dreary sight met my eyes; hundreds upon thousands of mine workers... by chlorinejunkie
	Faerie Wars: Which Side To Choose? Well, the Neopets Team has introduced their newest plot, and I'll be Sloth if it's not the most intense one yet. The faeries, the most powerful citizens of Neopia, have engaged in a war of the direst consequences... by kittygirl5170
	The Dirt on the Earth Faeries Don't join the Earth side!--I don't care how much they offer you. by pyrosquirrelx
	A Million Little Unis: The Green Uni Controversy To shed some light on the Green Uni Project, I interviewed a sock puppet that claimed to be a member of the GUP. Maybe he was, I don't know. Everybody seems to be nowadays; it's the new 'in' thing... by brains03
	10 Pranks That Will Have You Laughing Happy April Fool's Day! by donuts_254
	Faerie Wars: Tactics Can't figure out which camp to support in Neopia's latest plot, Faerie Wars? No worries. Your trusty Neopian Times reporter has done all the dirty work for you. by ladyariel32

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"Lucky Everything" by monkeybytes
"Yep, I got another Spotted Paint Brush today. Sold it already. Bet I don't get anything for a month now, though." She laughed. "I also won two codestones on Tombola and saw the travelling library with a lovely Moehog who gave me a book worth fifteen thousand neopoints..."

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Lucky Everything
"You didn't! That's the third time this week!" Pinc cried. Crystal had won a Spotted and Speckled Paint Brush in the last two days...

by monkeybytes

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The Secret Diary of Danner Carnahan
We were supposed to spend the night at the inn in Hope River. But guess what, we're not. Glorious leader, also known as Sir Jeran Borodere, lead us down the wrong road...

by nimras23

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Spheres of Influence: Part Four
Naia explained in simple terms how Neopians everywhere were disappearing, and that where they vanished there was a strange scent. She said nothing about the grey Kougra. She didn't think it would do any good, really...

by zephandolf

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Lost With Isaerios: Part One
"Jeanie, I haven't even gotten over the last vacation you dragged me on, and now you want me to go on a tour to the highest elevations in Neopia? Are you kidding?"

by jeanaet

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Lunatics!
*POOF*

by gone_postal

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Whoot!
SQUEE!

by linnipooh

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