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The DFM Pteri: Misunderstood or Malevolent?

Have you ever been judged by someone before they really got to know you? Try having that happen with a few million people.

by leikina
The Concert Hall Rocks My Socks!

But have you ever asked yourself why concerts remain the ultimate stress busters around?

by plushiesandslushies
A Pirate's Guide to Dubloon Disaster

Yarr Matey. Do ya wanna be a pirate? If so, Dubloon Disaster is the game for you!

by ptide85
Good Goals Get Grins

Have you ever thought about why you are on Neopets? What you want out of it? How about why people are so obsessed in obtaining a certain item?

by _cutie_pie_12321
The Art of True Neofriends

Such a shame that so many Neofriends don’t live up to their name: sure, they’re on Neo, but they aren’t our friends.

by chibifi3d
Meepy Creepy

I'm going to tell you what Petpet is really the scariest of ALL!

by fip
A - Z for Newbies

A is for Avatars.

by ripplina
Curse of Maraqua Set Review

There are plenty of cool cards to collect and explore in the expansion, and this article is all about them.

by mayathegreat
Madame AG Tells All

You will have a sudden urge to start feeding Kadoaties.

by yoyogirl993
Asparagus World - Could It Possibly Exist?

Intrigued by this, I set out to discover a bit more on Neopia’s favorite vegetable. And while I was on this innocent trip, I discovered far more about this mysterious vegetable than I ever intended...

by midnight_tango
 
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Ah, Neofriends. A huge part of the Neopian world, aren’t they? After all, where would we be without our friends to help us out? Such a shame that so many Neofriends don’t live up to their name: sure, they’re on Neo, but they aren’t our friends. Random Neofriend requests are something that riles many of Neopia’s citizens...



Other Stories


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Lever of Doom
Lyrian jumped back, but it was too late; the hand had already snuck its way into the bag of Neopoints he carried. It retracted quickly and quietly into its place; the panel closed behind it.

by extreme_fj0rd

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The Joy of Being Poor
How did I end up in such a pitiful state? The paint brush would have been mine, if I hadn't invested all my Neopoints in stocks, and as a result, declared bankruptcy.

by mystics_magic

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The Chronicles of Knight: The Knight Within - Part Five
Avari had shown that she was the true knight that Meridell needed. His heart was now at war: should he allow the girl to become a knight, or refuse her?

by fierwym

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Escape from Kreludor: Part Three
What if they weren't good enough? What if they couldn't help? What if they just didn't want to? What if--

by cyborg8000

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Snot Funny
Being painted isn't always a good thing...

by cityscapes

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The Jealousy of Villains...
This world isnt big enough for the two of them...

by mr_rubber_band



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