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15 UnbeLEAFably Great Wearables to Honor Illusen

Spring has once again sprung and Illusen is hard at work tending to all that is green across Neopia. Collab with halondrus

by surging
Greenest Grass Techniques: How to Win Over Your HOA

Every Neopian knows first impressions are key, especially when it comes to your Neohome. And what’s the first, first impression of your home? Well, it’s your Neogarden, of course! Collab with dancerchickemily

by noileh
Green Wearables for All This Illusen Day!

Starring Chessangie the Royalgirl Draik, Chessella the Pastel Draik, Rasola the Plushie Kougra, Walda the Baby Kacheek, and Christine, their owner!

by _brainchild_
A Quest for a Greener Neopia

Something has Happened! A freckled Earth Faerie smiles at you. “Hi there! Would you do a quest for me? Collab with Dafsy_ & qeenoneo

by chihuahua__89
Top 10 Illusen Approved Treats

With her longtime habit of popping out of the woods to bestow vast sums of wealth upon unsuspecting Neopians and the endless kindness she shows to those brave enough to attempt her quests, it goes without saying that Illusen is one of the most kind and helpful people in all of Neopia! Collab with joshdibb & idcjazmin

by togepwi
Going Green: Your Dream Neopet Team!

The best things in life are green! Cute little Glymes, yummy Green Pepper Omelettes, mischievous Green Evil Fuzzles, and tangy Green Herb Dressing, just to name a few!

by jackie247
A Sloth Fan's Rating of Famous Green Neopians

Hello dear readers, and welcome back to our newest edition of the Neopia Central Almost Official Sloth Fan Committee Newsletter! Collab with betti666

by shikieiki
When War Came for Illusen's Glade

For this Illusen Day, we’ve decided to reflect on a darker time during its history where Illusen found herself caught between the crossfire of war.

by black_skull725
 
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"The Consequences of Illusen Propaganda" by discardedcrayons
It was that time of the month when the Weewoos would fly in and drop the biweekly Neopian Times off at the entrance of everyone's home. A day of the month that normally went smoothly and unproblematic, but today was not that day for Whimthief. As she made her way to the edge of the bluff, she could see the front page headlines and her whole being flinched as she imagined the rage that she was about to face. Exclusive Interview with Illusen, Champion of the Faerie Festival Whimthief debated if she should hide the Neopian Times this week and face the wrath of Jhudora of her not having her Friday evening read or… face the wrath of Jhudora for Illusen, yet again, getting the spotlight when they had worked together on last year's Faerie Festival. Never mind that Fyora forced them too. Whim took a deep breath before bending down to retrieve the paper– no matter her choice, there was always wrath involved when it came to Jhudora.




Other Stories


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A Quest for Illusen… And Then Some
Torilant was amazed to have Illusen standing before him. “Illusen, wow! It's so nice to meet you. I can't believe I'm doing a quest for you!" Torilant exclaimed, his words quickly turning into a never-ending ramble. Collab with notooryous

by cibola

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Illusen at the Spring Masquerade
As Illusen lingered by the punch bowl in a new green dress and an itchy-with-enchantments mask, she knew she’d made a mistake. She didn’t usually go to these sorts of events.

by cookybananas324

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A Meerca's Mission
To get Aishtra fully in on the plan, they had to introduce her to Chuychu. Otherwise she wouldn’t understand the full scope of everything and would probably be confused by the walking, talking plushie.

by weakestlink33

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Thieves Alike
Nathan heard a familiar giggle. He twisted his head and saw Zena staring up at him, holding her hand to her mouth. “Zena? What are you doing here?!” Nathan said, dumbfounded and annoyed. Thumbnail by twillieblossom!

by greencheese79

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Forever Young
Cheers to [redacted] more years!

by littleari06

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Stocktaking for Illusen Day
Did you?...Collab with Gurase & Rouddae

by devotedly



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