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Drastic Measures


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750 Days
Most people would say that it took the usurper Kass roughly two years to start and lose a war between the Darigan Citadel and Meridell. Lady Evelyn would be more exact; she would say it took her cousin 750 days to do so--750 slow days to observe a ruler slowly crackle until his realm collapsed.

by likelife96

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50 Reasons To Write For The Times
What is the true motivation for Neopians to consistently write year round? Well, my friends, I am here to rattle off fifty – yes, FIFTY – reasons as to why writing for the Neopian Times is a brilliant idea. Let the rambling *claps* begin!

by xxsicklullabiesxx

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Beautiful by Default
YESSS! I'm beautiful!

Also by shakespeariantragedy

by rizzrack


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Sunny Side Up: Occupational Hazard
Does this mean Weewoos can file for workers' compensation?

by amarettoball



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