Why You Should Never Give a Dung Petpet a Bath

by marshmallow_ghost

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They'll Never Hear a Word We Say: Part Three
After the squeaky snow boot incident, it was hard for Sam to go to school every day and have to face Miss Valstak again. But her owner still forced her to go to school...

by sytra

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Skydiving... Pirate Style
The dangers of a flying ship...

by d7r7e7a7m7s

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The Guide to Getting Rid of Pesky Owners
I'm sure all you poor little weak pets are all eager to have revenge on your owners for not feeding you enough, or letting you get sick, or simply - as in my case - not allowing world domination before bed time. Well, no fear, my guide is the answer.

by abhobbs

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Deja Vu
C'mon... express your anger.

by eilatan175

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