Why Waterfish Don't Swim Well

by loveycake

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Oddly Enough...
Random Events are named perfectly.

by foreva_cursed

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Sophie's Petpets: Friends or Foes?
We are told very specifically only two rules: Don't drop more than five of Sophie's ingredients; and watch out for the hungry Meowclops. But I'm continuously forced to wonder, is this pesky petpet really as menacing as the instructions would have us believe?

by lolorianqueen

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How (Not) to Eat Gross Food like a Champion
It is time that these less-than-edible "foods" were addressed. Why are they here? Who invented them? Why, oh, why, in the name of all that is good, does my owner want me to eat them?

by triplechewychocolate

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Near-Death of a Salesman
On-body advertising is the hottest thing in Neopian sales!

by khirkah

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