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	Baby Angel: Growing Up "Look at me!" she cried out to her owner, flapping her arms wildly... by shadowcristal
	The Vampire Next Door "You're just saying that because you don't know the joys of making cookies!" I replied, and in my opinion that was the best comeback ever. by petlove1995
	You Can't Get Away From Omelettes I drummed my pen on my desk, staring straight at the star-shaped stained glass window... by ponypeophin
	A Thief's Promise Finally, the outline of a hooded figure could be seen at the base of the great mountain. It began its ascent, stumbling every now and then when a particularly strong gust of wind came along... by summerlove77
	The WORST Wednesday in My Life If ever there was an evil lemon, then I have met that lemon. His name is Bob. by peterpuffin1
	Tomos: Before the Plot "Mother! Mother!" he screamed frantically as he was dragged away from his mother... by mischa_rox
	The Story of the Magic Doorknob Now, you may be wondering, how did an innocent little Shoyru like me ever get mixed up with these two... by lovetheyardstick
	Downhill I remember the day perfectly. So perfectly, because it was the least perfect day of my life... by ruff_zette
	LUPE-X9 Greetings, my title is LUPE-X9; I am a Robot Lupe serving under the glorious reign of Dr. Sloth... by dan4884
	About Sunburn "Alright, alright!" I finally howled, "We'll go to Sakhmet." by child_dragon
	Caution: Cute & Kind Xweetoks on the loose! Half of them seem to be delirious from fever from these terrible tropics, and the rest seem to be having hallucinations of this beast they call the Xweetok... by kool_rachy

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"About Sunburn" by child_dragon
There are certain things in life that you simply don't do. Getting trapped in Sakhmet City when a rather pushy Kyrii blasts it into another dimension and unleashes his undead minions onto its populace is one of those things...

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Sophie the Swamp Witch
Sophie’s name proves two things about her. She lives in a swamp and she’s a witch.

by dark_goddess_rising

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Top Ten Ways to Avoid Taking Out the Trash
Nobody likes garbage duty. It's an annoying, bothersome, smelly job. So I have carefully devised some plans for you, dear reader...

by animalnutz1993

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The Guitarist: Part One
I jogged up to him, flashing as bright a smile as I could. "I've been looking for you the whole day. Why didn't you go for practice today?"

by scarletrhapsody

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The Battle of the Lucky Coin: Supplemental Text - Part Three
I asked her why a magnificent being had gone through such trouble to help an ordinary figure such as myself. And this is where I learned the identity of the one who had put me in this unfortunate little predicament...

by kublakhan27

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And the Meepits Outgrabe - Christmas Special
And on he rolled through frost and snow...

by kittylin

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Sanity Obsolete
Do you know why no one does your quests?

Art by nut862

by evanescent_pudding

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