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The Haunted Playground

"That's the ball with Jeran's signature on it..." the bossy blue Bori said...

by shadowcristal
Define Happiness: a (Possible) History

"Faerie, why do you not smile?" a curious blue Kacheek once asked quietly, staring up at Baelia with intense black eyes. "You are the most beautiful in all of Neopia, surely you are happy."

by spaiirow
Another Type of "Lost"

I'm sick of it. So I'm running away.

by animalnutz1993
Bloaty Belly Be Gone

Oh, the unspeakable agony of bloaty belly. My stomach felt as if I'd tried to cram the entire Chocolate Factory into it...

by hermionechochang
I Dare You

"Oh, come on, Polly," she sighed, watching the devastated expression on her friend's face. "I'm only asking you to do it once…"

by candykitty
Lack of Inspiration

For years she had lived in this cave off the main caverns where most of the Boris lived...

by hmlanden
Eliv Thade's Defeat

For as long as I could remember, I had worked for Thade at his old castle in the Haunted Woods...

by sikki_lo
Searching for a Miracle

"Raono, what's the verdict?" A pink Kougra stopped pacing the room and rushed over to where the doctor stood...

by sparkly_fairy_dust
Snow War III

Wes couldn't believe it. The blue Quiggle had been stranded out in Terror Mountain's outskirts for days with only his best friend...

by emperorzilk
Dying Embers

"Enough!" yelled the teacher, Miss Flame. "Ember, if you cannot conjure a fire by tomorrow, I shall be forced to do something you really don't want me to do."

by icegirl_sara
To Live, to Perish, and to Grow Again

I always went past that particular Neohome on my way to school, just to see the Neogarden and the Ixi who lived there...

by aigroegdede
Eating Your Neopoints

But Min was hungry, and nothing would stop him from getting his meal. After several more bites he finally cracked the neopoint...

by mystery_island111223
The Storm Cloud

Storm's boat, a small, dark wooden rowboat called the Rainbringer was certainly living up to its name. Only a few minutes earlier, the boat had gotten a leak...

by cpmtiger
 
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"Lack of Inspiration" by hmlanden
The white Bori kicked the easel away and fled the small cavern. After all that hard work, she'd made one bad stroke and ruined it all: the best thing she'd ever painted, a surprise for the Keeper of Time. For years she had lived in this cave...




Other Stories


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A Day Off With Lawyerbot
You see, I’m right here in Lawyerbot’s room right now, and hopefully I’ll be spending one day of my lovely weekend following him...

by shadowcristal

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MORE Happy Home Hunting
Yes, we're here to continue brainwashing - I mean helping you pick out a place to live by showing you the pros and cons of everywhere!

Also by extreme_fj0rd

by year_of_the_fox


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The Petpet Detectives: Case of the Traded Turdle - Part Four
A knock on the door made my head snap forward. I climbed out of bed and smoothed the white feathers on my head...

by playmobil_is_my_life

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The Lost Desert Dagger: Part Three
"The Wadjet Circle, a once prominent thieves guild that flourished until a decade ago in this very city." The red Kyrii saw the flicker of recollection and continued...

by scarrift

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Poisonous Popcorn
PINK!!

by sukuyumaruchan

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Unnecessary Nonsense
Look before you grab...

by nightychao172



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