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Running Faster than Destiny: Part One

"I don't have a chance against her. She must have a million trophies by now, but all I want is one. Why can't she just sit out one race so that I could win?"

by tj_wagner
Dark Friend: Part One

They almost felt as if they were teleporting to an entirely different land. At the fair, there were balloons, clowns, booths of all kinds, and lots of people having fun and licking ice cream cones...

by petfriendamy
 
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The Perfect Avatar



Have you ever been wondering: What IS my perfect avatar? What will people think of me with this one, this one, or this one? Well, than you have come to the right place! Believe it or not, many people judge you by your avatar. For example...



Other Stories


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Geraptiku's Song
Overhead flew a strange bird, glittering brightly in the light and blazing with all the colors of the rainbow. It opened its mouth and let out a call, a song, high and eerie but beautifully wild...

by eleanor111

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The Search for the Fish Doughnutfruit
A chuckle sounded from nearby, and a rotund purple creature came rustling out of the trees. "Woogy," it giggled. "C'mon, c'mon!"

by lara_croft14

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"Vote", and Other Useful Beauty Contest Terms
If you expect yourself to be a well-seasoned Beauty Contester, then the most important thing you can learn is the lingo of the Beauty Contest Board.

by queen_starshine

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An Interview with the Great Doctor Sloth
With only the slightest hesitation I knocked on the door. After a few minutes it hissed and slid open. I entered cautiously- after all, one does not approach the boss unless one has a very good reason to...

by azellica

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Being Incorporeal is Fun!
Wheee!

by krychek2001

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Meow?
Be careful with what you say on Krawk Island...

by edddibgaz



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