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Issue: 243 | 9th day of Relaxing, Y8 |
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 | More Like Saffron: Part One"I feel that I now have enough neopoints to support another member of the family." She paused for dramatic effect. "I am going to get another pet!"
by rainpaint |  | My Vacation: Part OneI'm not waterproof, Eyrie-proof, non-gravity-proof,
Grundo-proof, or Mystic-proof. Nope. That is why when my owner, Jeanie, decided
it was time for a vacation, my world turned upside down!
by jeanaet |  | Behind the Forbidden Door: Part OneA moment later the screen was filled by the squint-eyed face
of an alien Aisha, who did his best to subdue the trembling in his paws. "So,
Flingon," Sloth purred...
by sarahleeadvent |
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It's Saturday, and raining outside. Homework finished, you're lounging in your desk chair, staring at your user lookup. Unpainted, non-rare pets, no HTML, barely any secret avatars, and no trophies. "How do I make it better?" you say aloud, not caring if anyone hears you. Well, here it is, a guide to finding out what you want to do with your account!
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Pretzel Mum didn't even look up from the book she was
reading, sprawled on the bed with candy wrappers littered all over the bed.
"More chocolate pretzels." Sana let out a little sigh...
by lightninglover34 |
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The Argument of a Anti-Sloth We all know that Dr. Sloth is the unquestionable ruler of the universe and
will conquer Neopia sooner or later. So why then are there some who oppose him?
Also by jamesuk2
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