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Blossoms~ Snowball Effect Part 13

Hyper realistic slushies will solve anything.

by twillieblossom
Ink: Dark Contrast - Part 8

This part gives me writer's guilt.

by june_scarlet
Petpetpet Problems

To refresh or not to refresh? You may be stuck with a new companion forever!

by flopalop
Pumpkin Prank

It aint easy having a pumpkin for a brother!

by jhudora96
Stargazing

It's so beautiful i'm in tears.

by chizuru
The Space Pteri

Oh yeah... Bye!

Also by ayitsneon

by erianoillim

Royal Pain

I am the best owner.

by winner19955
Lame Pun Presents: Holiday Hijinks Part 3

RUN!

by blackaavar
Neocola Token

Worth it.

Also by Lyndsey4657

by pinksrainbow

A Day in the Punch Club

When the Pant Devil wants some pie...

Also by _kefka

by gold_23771__95

The Daily Issues

Starring the owner and an actually fixed title!

by sophiaabic
Cavities: Giftbags

How horrifying!

by thegoddesofxweetok1
How Elvin Got His Bandages

That's the second time!

by flustre
Frolics- School Dazed

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Also by patjade

by izzywizard

A Spooky Halloween: Part Three

The Music

by ghostkomorichu
 
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"The Story of Ash and Ice" by kittyz_all_the_way
"There can only be one!" the magistrate yelled. He was a small, yellow blumaroo who bounced around on his tail when he got too nervous. Right now, you couldn't even watch him lest you got motion sickness. Fyora gently reached her arm out and placed it atop the magistrates head, keeping him firmly to the ground. The blumaroos eye twitched as he held back from bouncing even more. "So two faeries were born of one star, tonight. Just because it has never happened in history before does not mean it should not happen. Nor does it mean it will not happen again. We must think about this rationally, and *calmly*, sir." Fyora made sure to emphasize the word "calmly", just for the blumaroos ears. "But your majesty, the effects on Faerieland, or even Neopia as a whole, could be devastating! We do not understand how much power two faeries of one kind can hold!" "So must we jump to the conclusion that it would be so awful? We have faeries of the same kind right now." "Yes," the blumaroo responded, "but none that were born together. They share the same level of power- and that is dangerous." "Then I will raise them within the castle walls. Raise them properly and without judgement, and perhaps when they grow they will use their powers for good, and not evil." Fyoras voice was soft and gentle; and although she hoped for the best of the two small faerie infants that rest inside the Kruledor moon crater, she still left room for worry.




Other Stories


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The Story of Ash and Ice
This is my story about the origin of Baelia, the grey faerie, and Taelia, the snow faerie.

by kittyz_all_the_way

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Learning from Rejection: A Story of Redemption
Due adjusted the basket hanging from the crook of her elbow before putting her paw on the doorknob on the front door of her home. After being let off early from work, she was excited to spend the day working on her arts and crafts. As soon as she opened the door, however, she smelled the distinctive, salty scent of jelly tinged tears.

by rocksysmom

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Autumntastic: Top Five Autumn Items - Foregrounds
Get to know about the top five Autumn items in Neopia!

Also by morifoy

by sosuleaf


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How to Play and Master Extreme Faerie Cloud Racers
Extreme Faerie Cloud Racers is a fast paced game that involves racing around a square field, trying to outlast your opponents. I have been playing this game, and now, I am reporting in this issue of the Neopian Times, my guide to doing as well as possible in this game.

by oxbridge_united

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An Uprising of Sweepers: Part Five
A week later, Orcius was going through the map and sheaf of parchments that they had drawn up their plans on the past three months since they recruited. Scanning through all the words and diagrams, he asked himself if they had somehow overlooked something somewhere. He was deep in thought when Adian made his appearance in the loft, where they have taken to having their “headquarters meeting”.

by yin_yin_7

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The Ardors and Agonies of Witchcraft: Part Four
Ronan’s pleas were met with a slammed door. He gave a frustrated groan, raking Magma claws over his face. “How could I let this happen? We’ve been taking such careful stock...”

by hybatsu



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