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Something Has Happened!

Kocrel is just a little bit silly sometimes.

by msjanny
A Lupe's Thoughts!

Yum.

by sarah2396
The Plan: Part 2

She saw through my plan.

Also by fallentemplis

by ssjelitegirl

What Not To Feed

Oh, kadoaties.

by taz_241590
The Harsh Reality for Mutants II

Can I see your ID?

by ottoshift
Aisha Soup: Art Block

Ughhh.hhhh.hh.h..... .___.

by the_shii
Kiss the Mortog

Hello!

Also by megamak

by leites

Before the Rainbow Fountain, They Improvised

I can work with that!

by pancakesatthedisco
133984: Let Them Eat Cake, part 5

Have you been at this for long?

by lycaonpictus77
Boochi Surprise

Oh no!!!!!

by ozsheila061
Wheel of Knowledge

More like Wheel of Ignorance...

by sparkleunisterii
Picky Eaters

If it were up to me they'd all eat stinky old boots.

by aestheticbulwark
One Reason You've Got to Love Neoquest II

Random events...

by junis19
Biscuit Troubles

Why you don't let your pets starve...

by saraid0
Edna's Quest

Ever wonder about those odd quest items?

by daingtwins
Paint Brushes

Why do they hum?

by cuku1902
Destruct-O-Mess

Games and puns are quite a match!

by classicmess
Weighing Your Chances

Hopefully everyone has better luck tipping the scales in their favour.

by kumobear_sirius
Superchia Squad (Part 1)

Protectors of Chias everywhere

Idea and dialogue by abductee

by frozenicicles

 
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The Toy Box Escape Uni



"No Hope of Recovering Toy Box Trapees." Yes, many years ago, Dr. Frank Sloth trapped a handful of Myncies, Shoyrus, Kougras, Scorchios, Kacheeks, and a Uni in an evil toy box of doom. Only recently did these poor neopets finally escape. Today, I met up with that Uni and got the inside scoop about what...



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She and the Spectre
For the sixth day in a row she finds herself going to work--why six? Why today, a Saturday, of all days to work?

by nativsis

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The Black Archive
Hubert Farbottom was a celebrated librarian. Though of course, in a kingdom like Brightvale, pretty much every librarian was celebrated to some degree.

by herdygerdy

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Seven Tips on How to Start Playing Neopets (...Again)
Ladies and gentlemen, I am here to help you, to inspire you, to guide you through your accidental neopets hiatus.

by petpet_master_

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The Five Stages of Neopets Loss
It's that icky, cold feeling you get when you realise that the Pant Devil has stolen into your inventory and taken something precious...

by blueberrymuffinpops

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Chronicles of a Caped Crusader: Of Beauty and Brawn - Part Five
Veronica kept the blaster trained on Chloe. Chloe growled, knowing she couldn't risk attacking her. If she were suited up as Morphica, she could...

by kristykimmy

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Deception, Suspicion, Alliance and Missions: Part Four
The black ninja costume had been concealing a dark and dangerous secret...

by absdafabs



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