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	Cuz Schise Likes Snowy... Schise really likes Snowy. Unfortunately, not everyone can share his feelings... by sue_sa
	The Horrors of Neoquest, part two On second thought... by kalvaja
	Notions and Nonsense Just because it's free, doesn't mean it's cheap! Also by patjade by achdut
	The Story of a Wig -- Part 2 Unfortunately, sleek hair will frizz when the air is humid and wet... by mythical_book
	Palmplat Perils Thanks for reading! by larkspurlane
	The Hero Society - #10 ...In which a plan, very, VERY slowly, begins to form. by bearcatt
	Last Minute Substitute What will they do?! Art by taz_241590 by __lyra152__
	I Bet You Win! A poogle race will start in a few minutes! Idea by pseudo_philosopher by cevierakasky
	Tastes Delicious An apple a day keeps the doctor away... er... maybe. by greenflavouredink
	I Like Usuls 5 balance by janebellefontaine
	Ever Wonder? Neopets are not liable for Grundos who get sick in participation. by tangaar
	Sillyness Tyrannia makes you forget things. by ehnnie25
	Safe Deposit Even the infamous thieves of Neopia respect some rules... by duelmasterp
	Pile of Soot in No Time Wazzaa. by twingman
	Revenge of the Neggs! New game! by lestatishot
	The Power of Words Where does your owner say you live? Idea by tirilia by lap_ghost
	Paint Responsibly This has been your friendly public service announcement. by seegensays
	Resourcefulness! ... kind of. by shukaku13
	Kadventures - College Paper Where did I put that paper!? Also by tinkx by blaumann
	The Kacheek Siblings - Fishing Bet I'll eat my tail! by adorable_chao_10
	Tiny But Tough - Ouch. At least she tried... by crazy_kathy
	Avatar Collecter Turmaculus - You need this avatar. by wirlhwind
	My Pea Chia at Play PeaWee has a very active imagination indeed! by toffeedatepudding
	We're Different (the good kind!) by neodragonangel
	Unexpected Visitors All Peas welcome! Also by dutchese159 by suzerz
	The Secrets of Wingoball The only REAL way to play Wingoball... by gurl_of_revenge
	Strictly Mediocre?! -Sparta kick'd- by iceangel181092
	Chibi Doodlez Look, a dragon! by sitaya
	Silly Old Birds III Here's Pigglia! by jadentearz
	Ping Pong - Slimy Scamanders A slimy Scamander slithers over this page... by jo_and_soph
	Freedom to the Funny Pages Please, don't toss your cookies. by nickulla
	blaaaaaaaah. The Snowager chases two Carrot Chias~! OH NOEZ! by triplemew
	Fuzzeh Logic: The Food Shop! Does THAT answer your question? XD by jackjack1234
	Insanity- Goodie Bag I don't trust that... by flameblanket
	Never Trust Jhudora Maybe next time I should just do her quests... by lightgiver12345
	Spooky About a Lost Desert Paint Brush by ghostkomorichu
	Toilet Paper Scraps :: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! 9 is a difficult number... by friedcheekin

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"Snow Wars II Draftee: Chrysanthelithium's Epiphany" by luckyfishie
I took my cue and moved toward the front wall. Shielding my eyes slightly from the dazzling white snow, I scoped out any possible targets. "There's a Lupe coming up on the left!" I shouted to Harlex, now a few paces behind me. "He's moving pretty fast, too! You could aim a little in front of him just in case he moves before the snowball gets there!"

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Jerdana The Protector
"Run, Dana, run. I know you should stay here, but we're at war with Qasala, and I couldn't let anything happen to you."

by froggylover911

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Conversations With A Faerie
"Sure, you could use 'faerie' for a typical person of that description, but I'm not typical. I'm stronger, faster, meaner, and smarter than anything or anyone you could call a 'faerie'. I would like to be called a Warrior With Wings."

by esleyoga

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How to be a Neoslang Nerd
The word or phrase that you don't understand is what I like to call Neoslang, named because it's slang you use on Neopets.

by surfy_chick27

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A Little Further Up
The problem was that I had no goals.

by weaponstar

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Some Kind of Superstar: Part Nine
That interview was a disaster. It's never going to be broadcast and if it was, it would completely cripple my career. Sean's right...

by icegirl_sara

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Faded Memories #2: Rise of the Battle Faerie - Part Eight
The day of the challenge dawned bright and early. Already, palace servants were setting up one of the dueling courts.

by kit_3_3_3

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