"The Origins Of: Balthazar" by tambourine_chimp It's true. I, Balthazar Rory Snarlington Woof, have come out of hiding to reveal the truth once and for all, so that everyone may at last realise how my name and existence have become so maliciously tarnished. 'Never judge a book by its cover,' I believe you Neopians like to say. Well, I ask for no more than ten minutes of your time to prove to you...
The Hardest Goodbye Fern was a green Uni, and I saw her every day. It was quite a long walk to her house, but I didn't mind. I wish I had paid more attention to the feeling inside me that was screaming for me to turn around and go home...
Unpredictable Predictions "Ugh, what is going on today?" she growled and
rolled the other direction. Not two moments after her lids shut she heard another
rustle and nearly jumped out of her metal skin...