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Eggcesorizing Your Egg

Neopoint trinkets, accessories, and pointers to get you started on making your egg stand out from the crowd.

by ondore_
Show Your True Colors: Paint Brushes Exposed!

Some paint brushes have hidden talents that only illuminate themselves when that mystical paint comes into contact with a specific species or two.

by lilytail
Neopia on a Shoestring

Having fun in Neopia doesn't have to break the bank. Check out these budget-friendly ways to have fun!

by kochao21
Faerie Abilities Guide Series: Level 5

Hello again, Neopia! Welcome back to our comprehensive, in-depth series examining the different Faerie abilities released in Y15 to supplement the new Battledome!

Also by woccawoccawocca

by dragonsfriend1021

Top Six Ways to Get Kicked Out of Smugglers Cove

I bet you're not one of those landlubbers who never found their sea legs. I bet you've been to Krawk Island before, maybe even a few times...

by 19angelness82
A Notice From the Neopian Society of Summer Fun

The Neopian Society of Safety and Summer Fun (NSSSS) would like to inform you of certain precautions one must take when visiting the shores of Neopia.

by pillsi
Exploring the Guild Chat { For Beginners }

Everything learned from my experience of running The Golden Inn (since '11)!

by bluemadam
10 Colors That Will Teach You to Appreciate Flotsams

I stand firmly by the opinion that Flotsams are one of the most underrated species to have ever graced the aquatic depths of Neopia.

by sheynacruz
 
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Flotsam Colors



This Month of Swimming, I've made it my mission to persuade users like yourself that Flotsams would be a worthy addition to your neo-families. To accomplish such a purpose, I have assembled a list of 10 spectacular colors that Flotsams come in. At least one of these fabulous creatures is bound to win your heart. And of course, as soon as I've...



Other Stories


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The Age Old Question
"Paper or plastic?"

by jarm9

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Misadventures of an Innocent Bystander 3: Taelia
Around springtime, tourism took a sharp drop as most people were relieved that winter was behind them at last.

Not us.

by flufflepuff


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Faerie Wings II: Rosia's Revenge - Part Six
"That's why I despise Balthazar. He took all of my powers and my friends' powers, too. And for that, he shall never be forgiven."

by downrightdude

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Concerning Smugglers: Part Six
There was a crash from the other side. It went first black, and then Kip could only see his own shocked face looking back at him. Something was wrong aboard The Lost Sail...

by kadface

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Paint Brush Problems: Royal (7/9)
Not everyone is accustomed to the regal life.

Written by usasoccr

by msjanny


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Neologic
Where's my rubber ducky?

by silverfang_avatar



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