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How to Care for Your Petpet: Weewoos

Weewoo care may seem easy, but there quite a few things to consider when raising one.

by black_skull725
How to Be a Petpet Crusader: A Petpet Rescue Guide

Petpet Rescue is demystified in my step-by-step walkthrough - complete with 8 helpful tips!

by qelato
Waking up the Turmaculus

Really, do you blame the Turmaculus? I certainly don't. I feel very sad for him.

by horserider_x
Top 10 Petpets That Don't Need Protecting

In honour of Petpet Appreciation Day, I'm going to tell you all about 10 petpets that don't need any help from the PPL when it comes to keeping themselves safe because they're strong and tough enough to fend for themselves.

by mercy_angel
Why The South Pole Should Be Neopia's Next Land

Even the oldest of maps showed that at the south-most point of Neopia is a land of ice. Yet no explorer has journeyed to see what is hidden in this frigid world.

by a_greenparrot
Mirsha Grelinek: An Interview

The star captain of Team Shenkuu tells all about Altador Cup VII!

by dandelioncupcake
Why Yooyuball is Allowed by the PPL

A certified safe sport.

by emilyralphy
Top 10 Snacks for your Altador Cup Rally

Ten delicious snacks to serve you and your friends this season as you shoot for that All-Star trophy.

by seoulful
 
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"It's Kind Of A Smelly Story" by flyingape
Half-eaten Poisonous Jelly, last year's Altador Cup's banners, and dung scatter as far as the eye can see. No treasure to be found here. Of course, unless you're into Half-eaten Poisonous Jelly. If that's your thing, then head on down. But most people aren't really fans...




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It's Kind Of A Smelly Story
Balluna the Mutant Blumaroo and How He Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Slorg

by flyingape

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Bob Didn't See It Coming!
For as long as he could remember, Bob had been a loyal petpet, a trustworthy companion for Max, the Faerie Acara.

by bandagor_3737

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Transmogrification: Part Three
"What do you mean, it isn't working? Not five minutes ago I saw you transform the Buzz into a pirate!" Her eyebrows were raised...

by emma_manatee

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Out of the Shadows: Part Ten
"If we could just hit it with one powerful faerie spell, we could obliterate it, but we just can't get close enough..."

by rachelindea

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Altador Control Lost
What are you doing?! Get the ball!! Arhhgg...

by seel24

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How Nifty!
That's just how they show their love.

by kirimiso



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