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Zapping For Good

The quickest way to help the pets of the pound one pet at a time!

by chestnuttiger787
Key Quest's Delicious Sweets and Guides!

A quick guide to the Sweets board based only on tokens alignment!

by sportsandmusic69
A Guide to the Money Tree

How does the Money Tree work? Why are all those items there? The answers are inside!

by ibeth602
Feng Shui for Habitariums

When applied to Habitarium arrangement, Feng Shui focuses on the placement of buildings and decorative objects to achieve a Habitarium which is both aesthetically pleasing and gives greater control over the behavior of your P3s.

by dragonlover8560
A Guide: Which avatar should I use?

Not having just the right avatar can pose an actual problem while you are formulating your posts...

by muslim
How to Deal with Guild Wars

What starts out as a measly little argument can grow until it is a full fledged war that makes everyone feel uncomfortable and horribly divides the guild.

by incantationbella
Stop Spinning the Theoretical Wheel of Monotony

This is how you have fun in the grand world of Neopia when you're sick of the cycle.

by mheetu
Top Five Best and Worst Drinks in Neopia

You'll never have to waste your money on gross coffee ever again!

by zoobit
A Taste Of The (Extremely) High Life

A summary of THE most expensive foods known throughout each Neopian world.

by schoolwars
When Primary Colors Aren't Enough

A Neopian's Guide to the struggles of finding and buying a paint brush.

by smartgirl212
 
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"Never Buy Cheap Pants" by extralizzay
They were really a bargain - an over-bargain, practically free. The saleslady rang them up to a mere 6 neopoints - how fabulous, right? I was excited beyond belief and wore them that fateful school day like I had so determinedly planned at the checkout. The first clue about the massive hole that had mysteriously been torn in the pants...




Other Stories


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Greatest Business Deal Ever in Neopia
The true story behind Fyora's Hidden Tower.

by hollyc39

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Sophie versus The Next Generation
One of his key strategies was to bend the truth to however he saw fit. It had worked for quite a while, but then Mr. Peterson had made the mistake of messing with Sophie the Swamp Witch.

by a_greenparrot

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On His Majesty's Secret Service: Part Three
"From what I've been able to find with magical surveillance, Vex normally takes a nap at seven," Quentin revealed.

"Which leaves us an hour to get Agent Dunlop out of the cells before Lord Von Stratus's party is due to leave the Citadel," Fredrick added.

by herdygerdy


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Six Names, Six Lives, Six Owners, One Terrible Tale: Part Four
"My two pets back home can't wait for their new brother or sister, but now I may come home empty handed simply because I couldn't decide."

by ilovcanis

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Wrath of the Snowager?
"That's what we get for living in Terror Mountain."

by djudju22_8

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Any Job Will Do - Part 01
Y'worry too much, Boss...

by crainwater



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