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Toys and Teeth

The easiest and cheapest way to make your pet smile again is playing with it.

by kissy_08
A Zombie's Guide to Surviving Neopia

I've decided to offer some advice to my fellow graveyard inhabitants...

by ancientsecrets
The Snowager, Guard of a Great Treasure

A list of all the things the Snowager could do to you.

by hallie035
Guilding: Starting & Maintaining a Successful Guild

This article is a compilation of tips I have found useful for starting up and leading a highly successful guild over the years.

by kaylaftw
Hunger Relief

Find out why your Neopet will never become famished.

by mypetsandi
Hey! It's Tips for Gadgadsgame!

Ever wanted a game avatar?

by hamzandrilez
Top 12 Apple Treats!

Apples are delicious on their own, but can be even better when used to create a baked delight, or as a finishing touch to a festive meal.

by xoxkar
A Visit to the Hospital

Have you ever really looked at the list of cures in the Neopian Hospital?

by fattree
The Top 10 Cheapest and Healthiest Neopian Foods!

Here is my list of the top five Neopian foods that can be attained for 0 Neopoints and will provide your pet with a healthy and balanced diet.

by moondog1997
 
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"A Play About Nobody and Nothing" by mamasimios
Scene opens on a comfy, overstuffed chair in a cosy parlour. Although the chair, the only comfortable looking chair in the room, appears empty, it is actually occupied by an invisible Bruce named "Nobody". At her feet lies her invisible Warf named "Nothing". The Bruce is fast asleep and oblivious to everything that follows. A doorbell rings. Cavillace, the Mutant Draik, rises from a straight-backed wooden chair to answer...




Other Stories


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Clocks
His favorite spot in the shop was in the far back, a place where most customers never bothered to go, where tiny spyders lived in the corners and spun silken designs in their webs.

by vanessa1357924680

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A Play About Nobody and Nothing
If Somebody comes by, they could always take a nap upstairs, I guess, while Nobody is sleeping in that chair.

by mamasimios

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Empire: Part One
Neopia Central is a very curious city. There is no ruler, no one to set the rules or guide the people. So, with the lack of any available Neopet, chaos rules.

by herdygerdy

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Ties That Bind: Part Five
Today wasn't as promising as it seemed.

by merlynia

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Recipe for Disaster #9
Mixed reactions to Miziry's new look...

by prismfire

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The Life of an Avatar Pet
Poor avatar pets. When they get transferred to your account, you want them to enjoy their stay, no?

by hellehond



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