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Socks: Warm, Edible, of Doom

How many of you have feet? Yes, yes, that’s what we thought – most of you have feet... some of you have more than others.

Also written by windatmyback

by danceswithpampers

Secrets to Thrifty Spending: Neopian Food Edition

Every Neopian loves to save a few Neopoints now and then, right?

by jmw_31894
Choosing a Colour

If you plan to have a zombie pet, make sure the rest of your family is trained in zombie defence procedures.

by neom_777
Your Guide to Restocking: Better Than Gaming

The quickest, easiest, best way to make neopoints. ;)

by danielleplicka
The Ultimate Guide To Collecting And Galleries

So, you have made your gallery, but you don't know what to do with it after that.

by singer1014
A Guide to Luck and Chance in Neopia

Do you like to take risks?

Also by neckties

by __horses_forever__

Top 10 Villains of Neopia

This article will reveal the top ten baddies of Neopia.

by _plaxe_
Every Secret of Eliv Thade... Revealed

You thought you knew all about Eliv Thade? Wrong... there's much more. :) Read to find out...

by xprincessxsimix
Advanced Key Questing: Stepping Up Your (Mini) Game

Mini-games do play a part in Key Quest, and while I cannot help you with computer speed, I can help you step up your mini-game to the next level!

by musicoftheflute
Digging into Spring

If you're looking to get out of your winter blues, and break into spring with a new outlook on life, flowers are a perfect way to do just that!

by giggilogalmewmew
I Have Too Much to Wear: Guide to Closet Clutter

Ah, spring cleaning! Now that it's spring in Neopia, it may be time to clean out those closets.

by lkozma
Snot Splatter - the Guide to Spewing Snot!

Who would want to play a game like Snot Splatter? Well, you might... if you want a trophy.

by ewagon
 
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"April's Fool" by miliane085 and daughterofearth85
So, the day before the April Fool's Day, I was sitting in my room with Ailee. We were drinking some thornberry tea and eating some crumpets. "So please," Ailee began, "give me a hint. What are you planning for tomorrow," she said, and grinned sheepishly...




Other Stories


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Can Chias See?
I wrote my story in hopes of helping other Neopets to come to terms if they too find themselves as a new species, as well as putting those rumours that Chias can't see to rest!

by amitybelle

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A Tale of the Grundo Thief
The Grundo pulled his ears in frustration. Didn't these foremen know that today was Sloth's inspection of the Freaky Factory?

by mangodan

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The Petpet Detectives: Case of the Yanked Yooyus - Part Eight
Sitting just two tables across from me was Dasher Soley. I cursed myself for not realizing it sooner; the black bandana should've been a dead giveaway.

by playmobil_is_my_life

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Intrigue at the Altador Cup: Part One
"All you need to do is throw the first game in the tournament..." the shadow suggested.

by herdygerdy

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Wise old... Dung?
Where do the prizes come from?

by lovisa966

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Tiny But Tough - Active Pet Torture
Oh dear, JJ, oh dear...

by crazy_kathy



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