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Advanced Stocking Techniques

Daytrading doesn't have to be risky.

by kevy27300
Musical Marvels

So, you want to play the piano? Or the flute? You want to set up your own rock band?

by holy_dragon_fire132
Abandoning Your Neopet - The Right Choice?

You enter the pound with your pet, who is happily content, having been told that it was getting a new brother or sister...

by umbreae
The House Warming Party Guide for All Neopians

Plan your very own house-warming party in those spanking new neohomes of yours! Suitable for all Neopians. :)

by icysapphires
The Addictive Auction House

If you have never been to the auction house, then you're missing out on some great items.

by amysmother_8
NeoQuest: Getting Started

Do you know how to wisely spend your skill points?

by eletrostatic
Rock On, Neopia!

Another night filled with endless music coming from Neopia's greatest bands.

by kattrish
Olim333's Guide To Being A Successful Royal Pet

Teach your royal pets how to act properly.

by olim333
Creating a More Bow-eutiful Neopia

Whether we're talking about a classy plaid bow or a daring red one, this article will reveal it all!

by welikedots
The Boards for the Bored

The unspoken rules and general discussions of the Neoboards.

by puffalump10
 
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Successful Royalty



Let me explain: If you had a Shoyru and decided to paint him Maraquan, you wouldn't not teach him how to swim, because he'd look stupid in front of all the other Maraquan neopets. So what I did was come up with a list of things your neopet should know before they get painted royal. 1) The wave. This isn't just any old wave; this is THE WAVE. Not too fast, not too slow, and nice and high in the air. Accompany this with a snooty smile and when walking while doing The Wave, take small steps but not so small it looks like you are shuffling...



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Or Something Like It... Flat Rock my World
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