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Gooples: Off the Cone

Gooples come in many colors and styles. They do not come in purple. If your prospective petpet is purple, it's a frozen snack.

by perdita136
Do Neopet Owners Feed Their Neopets Anymore?

The website was solely based on Neopets. And now we are taking them for granted- using them as a pass to get into the games and webbies.

by hiimhere11
Quiz: What Kind of Avatar Collector Are You?

There are many reasons for people collecting avatars in Neopia - and many ways to do it.

by anamya
Guide to Slumber Party Survival

You will learn how to avoid sticky situations and, well, basically how to survive a slumber party...

by jenlin_25
Making the Perfect Neohome

Try to have a theme.

by rebemwal
Coffee - Neopia's Secret Menace

"I've told you –twitch- I'm fine! I've just had... -hiccup- a lot of c-coffee today..."

by mary5999
Item Investment

The key to item investment is to look for two things: limited or decreasing supply and a steady or increasing demand.

by babyazndragon
An Analysis of the Neopian Economy

Roughly a tenth of the population has half of the neopoints. How did these people get so rich?

by mookie99
Running a Profitable Shop

You will be shocked with the amount of neopoints in your till each day. Your days of an empty till will be no more!

by jillian3_3
Tilting Terror Mountain

A beginner's guide to Terror Mountain Tilt.

by birthinganoctopus
Honoring Kacheeks: How to Celebrate Their Day

They're wonderful Neopets almost anyone can appreciate. So, how should we honor them...

by ridiculer
Is There a New Year in Shenkuu?

In this wonderful Year 10, Shenkuu will be celebrating its most important traditional holiday: The Shenkuu Festival.

by andybui1
 
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Poll Analysis: NP



Although the amount of people with a given amount of neopoints shrank, the total number of neopoints in that group grew. The average neopoints per person was about 415,300 neopoints – a quantity that roughly two thirds had less than. On the other hand, the group with over two million neopoints (about 11% of the sample) had over half of the total neopoints. So roughly a tenth of the population has half of the neopoints. How did these people get so rich? Well...



Other Stories


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The Bakery
It was his dream to be a Yooyuball player, and, though his parents didn't know, the Ixi hoped to leave the hard life in his family's bakery...

by ffamran

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Kayennah Kacheek, Kadoatie Keeper
A Kadoatie who never gets fed but doesn't cry about it? Something is wrong!

by tallydepp

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Masks and Roses: Part Ten
"I'm the one who pressured her into searching for Gwendolyn. If it wasn't for me, she'd still be free..."

by chocolateisamust

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The Faerie Dilemma: Part Eight
Booville was just a stone statue, her mouth dropped open and staring blankly at the scene in front of her. Tears poured profusely from Naellie's eyes...

by shadow_sabre_

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Me'o- neo: 15 Ways to Have Fun Part 3
There are so many evil but fun things to do in Neopia Central and here they are.

by montoran

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Welcome To My Life
3. Play :D

by jambammer



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