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5 Ways To Protect Your Neohome

Whether your home is made from jelly or gold, it should be well protected; I mean, after all, you wouldn't want the Pant Devil breaking and entering...

by smeesh28
Eye of the Storm - Eye Think You Should Play!

How are you supposed to find a lost ship looking randomly through 240 tiles, you ask? Simple...

by cyanamide
Fun Doesn't Have to Be In the Sun!

NeoGuides Holidays - the only way to navigate!

by demonlightreal
To Paint Or Not to Paint?

Why do most players paint their pets? How do they decide which paint brushes to buy? And how do they decide which pets will be painted? In a little experiment of my own, I asked players on the Help Boards...

by x__sayitaintso__x
A Walk Through Guild HQ

The hall is glistening with gold trophies of past guilds and even framed pictures of some Pet of the Month. People bustle around asking questions and finding out where they are supposed to be. You hope to be a part of this guild community; you just don't know where to begin!

by sra723
The History and Guide to the Beauty Contest

The Beauty Contest is a contest whereby people showcase their beloved pets to get people to vote for them, and whoever gets the most votes in that species wins...

by wongvolution
Run for Your Lives! (A Guide on Self-Preservation)

Have you ever been in a situation where you're talking to a person who is vaguely sinister and slightly threatening and you can't decide when to make your timely exit before they do something vaguely sinister and very threatening to you?

by rangapawtaggerung
The Battledome Blues: Species Uncovered

I've written this guide to hopefully give you more insight on a species' advantage, especially in the 'dome. When used smartly, it can even mean the difference between a win or a lose, while at the same time giving you new strategy options.

by phanthasm
Life of a Lutari: Common Questions Finally Answered

Most of you think we just popped up on a random day, taking the Neopian world by storm and surprise. But this simply isn't the case! We Lutaris have been around just as long as any other pet...

by hannahb23
A Hot Diggity Dog Countdown

Mmmmm. Everyone LOVES hot dogs. And what better place to get them but Hubert's Hot Dogs?

by soglam
Werelupe Encyclopedia

Now, the most important thing you need to know about Werelupes is that thing about full moons. There's a rumor going around that Werelupes are only Werelupes on a full moon. That's a myth!

by dark_goddess_rising
 
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"The Perfect Recipe" by katiesheffield
We had compiled huge lists of salads, biscuits, cakes, meals, drinks and almost everything else edible; and had chosen the best recipes out of them. I had to admit, Miami was right. All the recipes we had so far were delicious, but we really should have one that stood out from the rest...




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The Last Attempt
When they finally arrived at the beach, Maerzadi was immediately a little intimidated by the vast amount of water. He was really hesitant to just jump right in even if he was riding on Yasil's back. Yasil tried everything...

by aerissdb

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A People Deceived
The little Techo had grown up in the postwar times, after their war with Skarl. Now they lived in peace, thanks to the grace and wisdom of Lord Kass...

by lockshensa

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They'll Never Hear a Word We Say: Part Nine
When summer was nearly over, Mel, Sam, Kira, and the rest of the gang all went over to Sam's house to open their letters from school that told them which teacher they would have for sixth grade...

by sytra

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Fire and Gold: Part Four
"Oh, so you're the one!" said the Fountain Faerie. "I've been hearing a lot about you. For the past few days, it's been nothing but requests from people who got mixed up in that mess. I've been doing all I can to straighten it out, but not everyone has the means to travel to Faerieland, and it's been more work than I can handle..."

by silvormoon

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Why the Smugglers are REALLY in Trouble
Oh dear.

Art by linnipooh

by danman111111


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Such a Treasure!
Yarr, matey!

by darkadoom



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