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Infinity II: Control - Part One

Tales about the Neopet that could transform any living thing had spread all over Moltara. The Engineer -as she was called- wasn't tied down to any particular area of Moltara, as stories of her had been told in nearly every city...

by blueys45
Dr. Sloth Returns... Again!: Part One

Sometimes it got a little annoying, being the pet of Double Agent D, but moments like these always brightened it up.

by dolphinsareawesome
 
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101 Ways to Annoy Dr. Sloth



The items in this list were all suggested by genuine Virtupets employees. I conducted all the interviews anonymously, and I'm very bad with faces, so there's no point trying to find out who said what. Finally, I'd like to impress that Dr. Sloth is a great person, deserving of our utmost respect. Needless to say, attempting to carry out anything from the following list is probably a very bad idea...



Other Stories


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Interview with a Minion... of Sloth
Looking back, there really was no excuse. From the time I walked up to the cottage I should have known that my day would not unfold even close to the way I expected.

by jadianne

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The Junior Gourmet's Society
Natilie sat by herself in the cafeteria on her very first day of Neoschool. She was much younger than all of the other pets...

by cerpin

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The Issue With the Special Issue
With all that competition you might wonder how in Neopia you are ever going to make it into such a special issue. Well, this is what this article is about.

by chaotizitaet

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Escaping From Dr. Sloth: a Toy Box Escape Guide!
The Neopets are trapped, and they need your help!

Also by guik44

by saudadesdagripe


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Muckla and the Hat Hunt #4
There are many logical things in Neopia. The Species specific concept is not one of them.

by lovisa966

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Fingerless Woes
His name is 'Hanso' for a reason.

by kimchiin



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