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	The Eyes What direction? by janderson_lee
	Lame Pun: New Sweater One Size Fits All by blackaavar
	Out of This World Romance No. I'm just green. Also by chantili_doce by hopeandjoy
	Sloth Day - A Pun So Evil It's almost unthinkable... by eenlee
	Fishing Tales Answering the #1 question of the reason we have so much junk in our Safety Deposit Boxes! by x_mystichorse_x
	Always a basic petpet That moment when your petpet has a really nice default color... by arijuka
	NeoPaper: Friendly Battledome Match Next up in the BD, the most exciting sparring match! by mbredboy31
	Agh! The Discarded Magical Blue Grundo Plushie of Prosperity wishes he could be left alone for a couple hours to nap! by draggi_pi2
	Desert Arms Talk about misleading! by pafriskus
	The Downside of Games: Kass Basher This game is not environmentally friendly. Also by o_babypet4me_o by bittersweet52
	Last at the Training School zzzzzzzzzz by kazemas
	The History of the Neopian Times Slorg Who knew a slorg would love a crayon so much? by tokyocathy
	What do you want to be when you grow up? Sometimes, you CAN get what you want. by truebrony

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Balthazar Reborn
As soon as his breaths had turned into the gentle wheezes of dreamers, I knew it was time. The moon bore witness to my fleeting figure, noting without emotion my attempts to keep as quiet as I could as I tiptoed out of the room. It saw me find what I was looking for, and offered a handful of moonbeams to aid my inspections. I accepted them, though they turned out to be unnecessary. I’d already known it’d be perfect.

by sampleneopian

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Usuki Singing Stars #37: Like, Totally Goth
\Scary turned to stare at Gerald. The Aisha was wearing a black t-shirt with black jeans, blacks and white sneakers, and a red beanie. He looked depressed and (totally) boring, too. “You honestly think I can relate to that freak?” Scary gasped. “How in Neopia can I befriend something who wears black eye shadow??”

by downrightdude

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How To Celebrate Sloth Day
As we all know, the 14th day of Sleeping is dedicated to the greatest, most evilest (and handsomest!) villain in all of Neopia – the great Dr. Sloth! With thousands of forced Grundo minions and crazed fans, what can YOU do to set yourself apart and celebrate this devilishly good-looking evil scientist?

by butterflybandage

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So You Lost it All On the Wheel of Extravagance
All you wanted was some exotic fruits or bread to spice up dinner; one minute you’re making a beeline for Qasalan Delights, telling yourself, out loud, over and over, this time he isn’t going to get you - and the very next thing you know, you’re letting go of the side of the wheel, chanting BIG MONEY BIG MONEY as it spins before you, that darn Tonu laughing at your naivete as he greedily counts a bag full of your hard-earned neopoints, more than you should even be carrying in the first place.

by rhosymedre

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Spiral: Part Two
The group ceased any movement. The forest fell silent. Nearby, a glowing caught their focus. Wearing a frilly dress, and a neat bow, slowly, a wispy translucent Kacheek floated into the vicinity, a short distance away…

by waterguardianwmr

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A Baby and a Brute: Part One
The wind tore through the woods with a fearsome howl, rattling the leafless branches. Everything was white but it was far from a winter wonderland. A lone figure trekked through the deep snow...

by 77thbigby

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