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	Kelp?! Whoops? Also by Pinksrainbow by lyndsey4657
	NeoPaper: Repeat Cycle Hooray! My vocal chords are saved! by mbredboy31
	Eclectic Antics: Lever of Doom Avatar collectors are not mad. Okay, maybe a little. Also by parody_ham by amarettoball
	Questionable Parenting Our favorite sewage surfing Wocky has to babysit for an hour, what will he do? by rebeccagirl
	Apple Chia Oh no.... Also by icygal2310 by chiefgrumpy
	The Power of the Lips Uh, everyone could use some? by royal_real
	Random Oddness Doesn't matter if they're slightly used, right? by mistyqee
	The Source of All Things Wonderful Ever wonder where all the Thyoras Tears came from? Also by steve_km by toffeedatepudding
	Faeries and Their Quests What do they do with all these items? by brenda_bbm
	Neggsweeper - A Game That Sweeps You Away! Just my luck. Also by Breezah_baby by mustikeuh121
	Why Kadoaties Don't Make Good Supporters That's not really the noise we were looking for Also by azusa_k by brooklyn3223
	I'll Throw a Party If This Works Also by balynx by bittersweet52
	Squid Slippers: HP Hassles Talk about playing favourites... by cosmicfire918
	Fishing For Trouble Problems can multiply quickly. :( Also by spurstrap by suixx
	The Secret of... Fish Neggs - Part 3 Wait, what? Why are we here? by tigerkitten41

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A Day at the Usul Appreciation Club

TERROR MOUNTAIN, LIVE - Kuszemi: Greetings, fair stranger from yon! Welcome to the weekly Usul Appreciation Club, which is convened every Thursday. We don’t usually have guests here, but we are actively seeking sponsors for the Yoo-Sul Championship which we are hoping to attend this year, so here you are. Between you and me, I’m hoping to get some of those people at the Obelisk over to our side, I hear they have some good players. Anyway. There’s a plate of scones there on the table and I have a kettle of tea on the hob, so please feel free to help yourself. Brains Mortigan: (around a mouthful of what looks suspiciously like a Brains Muffin) Yoo, get on wi’ it, yer wastin’ brainlight. Garin: (snickers a bit) Yeah, and what’s with the fancy archaic speech?.

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The Woes of a Melodramatic Restocker
I am a restocker. Restocking remains to be by far the most noble and respectable profession in the wide world of Neopia. Restockers engage in a constant battle. We battle the shopkeepers, we battle the market, and, in those late nights spent waiting for the perfect stock, we battle fatigue.

by auraphic

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An Adventure Outside of Meridell
A golden morning gave Cadria faint hope that summer was fast approaching. May had come and gone with some frivolity; the temperatures had warmed considerably but had remained altogether unimpressive.

by pepper_imp

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Does Neopets Stay With You Throughout The Day?
Inspired by my elation, I wondered if other players were affected by Neopets as much as I am. Does a cool accomplishment, like a trophy or avatar, have you floating on cloud nine for weeks? Does a new Neofriend have you taking time out of real life to spend time chatting with her every afternoon?

by indulgences

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The Beginners Guide to the Battledome
While I was basically afraid of the battledome for years, I recently embraced the it and have not looked back since. The battledome is a great way to earn some neopoints and some prizes. Battling is neither difficult nor boring and I would recommend it to all who aren’t already taking part regularly.

by katehoughtonbeckett

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The Ghosts of Roo Island: Part Three
I ran all the way to the carousel grounds. My legs were on fire, and my lungs felt I’d been painted Magma. Finally, I was came through the trees into the clearing, my legs feeling like they might give way underneath me at any moment. I slowed up, and rested against a tree to get my breath back before continuing on to the carousel.

by phoenix_through_fire

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Janet and Jane: The Case of the Rough Waters: Part Two
“Alright, so why on Neopia are we here? What are we supposed to figure out?” I said in a yawn. I didn't get much sleep last night. After that little incident, you couldn't blame me. That and we had to sleep on rocks.

by chasing_stars44

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