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	Nice to Meet You And you smell nice. by andy94174
	How To Make a Sandwich During A War? Who will get to eat it? by actinia
	Never Judge a Baby by her Wagon What a sweet kid. Also by hottie_2004_67_888 by bittersweet52
	Fire Noises I thought you were too little to blow fire. What happened?? by candyplague
	Ax3: Antennae Ever wondered why Aishas have antennae? by merlotic
	Always Been Gorgeous A look back at what pets used to look like.... kind of. by serebii251
	Oddities of Neopia: Coltzan's Shrine Some things in Neopia just are normal... by alice_sadness
	A to Z: Oxymorons Curlier, you are such an Oxymoron. by zoeyaugust1245
	Who's the Boss? You should probably know... by mhchristine
	It's Mortog Time! Mortogs are getting dangerous, guys. Be careful. by hideri
	Hoarding From the most profitable shop by irasshai
	Budding Trouble - Part 1 Her thumb ended up being more of a periwinkle after the Cloud Paint Brush. by jupebox
	The Best Way to use Food from Dailies w00t! by empitsuthemage
	Musepaper: Intelligence Inflation Intelligence is decreasing in value! by eaudenil
	Deep Thoughts #3 - Ditsy Are you listening, Ditsy? Fetch! by juicedlime
	Freak-out - Visiting Mystery Island I just love Mystery Island! by ichigostars
	Trading Post Troubles Aren't Baby Paint Brushes usually 600k? by flufflepuff
	Seeing Red: The All-Night Neopian How neopets feel when you wake them in the middle of the night to work on game trophies... by xxlifexdeniedxx
	So Says the Slorg! That awkward moment when you remember the banana in your bag. by supercheezee
	Lair Of The Beast (With Lanie & Lillie) Awkwerd. by deathnote
	Taunt the Pant Devil Taunt him! by avariee
	3 Royals plus 1 OmMmmmMM sooo Shinnnnyyy! by white_tiger0226
	Dr. Sloth is Poor? Why doesn't Dr. Sloth need any NP? by sapphire00625
	Danny's Days: Plot Prize Problems All Danny's hard work and battling for nothing. by dannyphantoms_girl

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"Righting the Moral Order of the Universe" by oseyeris
As I have been reminding my owner all day, I am supposed to be having a vacation that is worth writing a report about. Instead of doing that, we had a disagreement about my allowance and now I'm trying to think of a clever way to write a report about nothing. Let me start...

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Still
I got the test back and I stared long, hard, forcefully, as if to scare the grade off the paper.

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To Be Caught Off Guard
Ssyndur slithered forward, moving behind a rock so that he would go undetected...

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Mysteries of the Colors: Baby Pteris
This little darling utilizes the magic of the Baby color to change into a sweet little egg form.

by icyowl

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Confessions of an Auction Sniper
Finally, just one minute left! There is a flurry of bids, but you are always one-step ahead...

by mandyguido

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The Mysterious Case of the Missing Skeith: Part One
It was a sluggish spring night, the kind that made your skin start to prickle and your mind dream of rain. In the distance, a brown Cybunny walked nervously down the sidewalk before pausing in front of a shabby address.

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Chronicles of a Caped Crusader: Perception - Part Four
She opened the door and hurried over to Judge Hog.

"Come on, wake up, please," Chloe begged as she waved her smelling salts under his nose.

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