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Issue: 444 | 21st day of Hunting, Y12

Comics

	The Cure: Part 3 Finale! Art by abigail_78 by xox_cloud_xox
	Garlic Woes Many layers of me! Art by repulsives by ava_ked
	Relic'd Please note: This won't really work... Idea by cooltari by 0turtle
	The Search for Inspiration Part 3 I think we should get home now. by louishooper
	Kiochi - Lost in the Desert Part 1 I can't believe we're lost.... by chibino
	Little Baby Bruce Babies can be so silly... by deboratibi
	Lampfish Those Utility Fish aren't quite as convenient as they look. by lap_ghost
	Elderly Pets Gone Wild On the bright side, it only cost 5 neopoints. by wallaroo42
	SUAP Frenzy This is what happens when some people go to the extremes of trying to get the elusive SUAP Avvie. by prada_prince
	Neopian Tragedies Long live the loyal Neopians! by fjant
	When Physics Attacks ...it could have gone better. by fluorescency
	Random Oddness It's the thought that counts.. right? by mistyqee
	Jingly Bell Underestimating the power of your own immaturity by soccergirl101397
	Sticks Rivalry takes on a whole new meaning. by wonder_woof
	Squiggles Oh, very punny. by alatariele
	The Power You just got space rocked! by agentwerehog
	Food for All- Dish #8 Giant Omelette by maiinoki
	Fountain Faerie Quest? Check out my new color! by sailorini_1
	Haters Gonna Hate A slogmok is a sloth-like petpet, so naturally its interruption is going to be slow. by shelleh
	Freaky Factory - the Rainbow Pool's Alternative Don't touch anything! by naughty_naz
	Questions You Should Not Have Asked I don't want to write a comment! Read the comic to find out what happens! by hamtaro645
	How to Write a Story That good-for-nothing knows nothing about writing! by leetmango
	Why, Pant Devil? So that's where they all went! by grammy27272727
	Bathtime Beanity, Rawrilavi, and Cueii all getting ready for a bath by kittytoes
	Hoopla: Berry OMG. @_@ by _pokemon12_63
	Revert: Demotion Commotion Didn't really think this all the way through, did he? by charybdis7
	Where is Tarla?! This means war. by smashedskies
	Just a Little Bit Sketchy - Tarla Special Apparently Zaff didn't get the message! :P by kitokat_mh
	Altador Cup - Strange Similarities Maybe it's their eyes.... by agesipale
	Ready or Not Dedicated to the wonderful Tarla Search Party crew. by jillstreeter
	Searching for Tarla... Is this impossible or what? by youi234
	Cheesy Jokes TARLA!! by cheesetwo__ff
	Dasher's Last Year? Let's all hope good 'ol Dash NEVER retires! by chavo_guerrero
	Welcome to the Almost Abandoned Attic Really! by raezyr

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Well, fellow Neopians, it's that time of year again... the moment you've been waiting for: yes, that's right, it's the fifth annual Altador Cup! The long yet very much rewarding process of careful preparations has begun as anticipation and excitement linger over every part of Neopia and its surrounding worlds. And of course, it's never too early to show your support for the Cup! Just don't become like the crazed Techo fan, though; we're not sure your parents would approve...

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Signs of the Meepits
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Meepits vs Feepits... Vs Dr. Sloth: Part Five
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Viva la Resistance!: Part Seven
There was a small platform away from the main sewer track, presumably used for access from the city above. There was a deckchair set up there...

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