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Issue: 226 | 3rd day of Awakening, Y8

Comics

	Sweet and Lovable? Heh, yeah right! Also by ghostkomorichu by foamysfinalresort
	Generosity Oh look. Jhudora appears and hands you a gift. by ssjelitegirl
	Sibling Rivalry Do not feed the Kadoaties! by evilpuppyangel
	The Pant Devil's Advocate ... he's a WHAT!?!?! by gryffinrose
	The Adventures of Muthroom and Sauceman You got painted purple! by frayedknot
	Stuck With You! They have gotten their report cards and Kacheek has been bad! What will he do? by cartoongoon
	Lupe Eat Lupe World Seems like attaching a petpetpet is kinda cold, if you think about it... by outpour
	Aisha Groove Never lend an Aisha money... You may never see it again. by discokitten
	Jhudora & Illusen: WHATEVER! Awww, happy Jhudora Day! by spock_luvr
	NeoComp Doesn't the torture ever end? Guess not. by chibikatza
	Hide-And-Seek Not a game for Elephantes... by shade876
	Meepit Squadron MX 731 - Mission #1 Shimmer and Timmy are on their first mission. Will they succeed? by tijntjuh_
	Jack & Silver Jack the Gelert and Silver the Zafara take on Neopia with their awesome misadventures - totally. by aikowolfbear
	And the Secret Ingredient Is... Perhaps the chef would be a better cook if he read the recipes once in a while... by liquiddragonn
	Up, Up, and Away See yah later... by hamtaro6969
	Veggies, Anyone? ZOOM!!! by medli20
	SILENCE! No way! My idea is better! by velveteen
	Fruit Snack Where's my head?! by murkrow15
	Complete Confusion - Mootix Mayhem Oh no, it couldn't be a gigantic explosion!! by puppypuff_
	And the Meepits Outgrabe has a secret weapon by kittylin
	The Evolution of a Draik Careful research suggests... by 900duckling
	The Adventures of Brainy and E First in a series about my favorite Dynamic Duo! by vhimber2004
	Where's the PPL? o_O "I <3 my kad." by thorndie
	Untitled! Sometimes you forget about the more important things in life... by homage2fromage
	False Anger Rivalry is so immature. by cooperates
	Rejected Reality You have to watch out for those cookies... by refira
	a LITTLE problem It's the thought that counts. by schan2001
	The Problem with being a Maraquan At least someone's getting exercise... by krychek2001
	He Promised Her Orange ... O_O by manda314
	Playing Hookie smiles innocently Also by hello5346 by richnangela005
	Xannie-Bo-Bannie Item: Rusty Old Can. by 5tnt
	Just Plain Strange Some things are just too easy to misunderstand. by sparkleunister
	Neo Randomness! All right! I'll count to 60... by kittyluvergrrl
	A Long Way from Charming Witches can't do everything, you know... by firybaby
	Petpet Mischief So I was in the Battledome yesterday... Also by emperor_ron by shorte2002
	Chibi Pals Whatever you do, don't call Jhudora ugly!! by puffibunni
	Random Things Night Light! by sky665
	Tailspin Arrrr matey. by cannonsmbt
	A is for Angelpuss Make sure the color you want to be painted is released, or else... by alligator_mazoku
	BitOut Why you shouldn't paint your meowclops Halloween... by meowr

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"Illusen's Bad Day" by ailkenorem
"Does anyone know where I put my cookie?" asked Illusen hysterically. She was having some trouble finding one of her Illusen's Cookies to give to a quester. Getting increasingly frustrated, she moved around the glade trying to find the cookie. Illusen was having a bad day. No, more like an awful, terrible, horrible kind of day. For one thing...

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