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 | Quiz: Which Chocolate Petpet Are You?If there is one thing that everyone around Neopia loves, it's chocolate. Collab with majeline
by surging |  | Science with the Seekers: A Sweet Discussion Scholars from around Neopia discuss the science and history of Chocolate Petpets!
by parody_ham |  | A Chocolate Sloth Head CelebrationDearest and most loyal SlothFan127 newsletter readers… it has been quite a while has it not? And while I could go into a long (and obviously fascinating) diatribe about my summer job and everything that that entailed… that is not why we are here today. Collab with mango_
by betti666 |  | The Faeries Favourites: Chocolate EditionChocolate! With the arrival of The Month of Gathering, invitations to the exclusive Chocolate Ball start to get sent out, and Neopias gourmet connoisseurs will gather to marvel at this years chocolate creations.
by aleu1986 |  | Affordable Gourmet: Chocolate Edition!Dear Neopians, are we all excited to be part of what was once a very exclusive Gourmet Club? Collab with heart_stealer292a
by acherub |  | Sweet Chaos: 5 Chocolate DisastersChocolate: sweet, delicious, and comforting. While most Neopians think of chocolate fondly, history tells a far stickier tale.
by sjdhsdius2 |  | Chokatos: Neopia’s Chocolate FruitsThere’s nothing quite like a fresh Chokato. While every land has its culinary treasures, few Neopian foods inspire the same mix of delight, confusion, and obsession as the Chokato.
by justin_967 |  | Chocolate Horoscopes for the Neopian ZodiacThe stars have aligned… and they’re covered in chocolate! This month, the cosmos is craving something sweet, and your destiny might just lie in a Mint Chocolate Chia Pop or a bag of Chocolate Mynci Noses.
by cyberzt |  | Gourmet Guide: Chocolate Ball ChoicesThis is Squire Sprinkle Spoon coming to you live the night before the sweetest event of the year: the Chocolate Ball! Whether you’re a Chocolate pet like me, or just have a sweet tooth looking for satisfaction, you absolutely don’t want to miss this scrumptious event.
by madidogs88 |  | How to Have Your Chocolate and Faerie Festival Too! Collab with da_shanuka
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Chocolate Horoscopes for the Neopian Zodiac

The stars have aligned… and they’re covered in chocolate! This month, the cosmos is craving something sweet, and your destiny might just lie in a Mint Chocolate Chia Pop or a bag of Chocolate Mynci Noses. Whether you're a mischievous Scorchio or a dreamy Uni, find out what decadent treat is written in your stars—and what it says about your near future in Neopia. So grab a spoon (or a napkin) and dig in!
Chocolate Korbat Wings (Jan 1 – Feb 3)
Forecast: You’re flying high this month, but beware of sticky situations—especially around the Battledome. A sweet surprise awaits you at the Chocolate Factory… or is it just Bonju in disguise? Don’t let frustration clip your wings; your flexibility will save the day, especially when someone tries to “borrow” your last piece of fudge. Trust your instincts (and keep a few napkins on hand). By the end of the month, you’ll have more than just melted chocolate on your hands—you’ll have an unexpected ally.
Chocolate Fish (Feb 4 – Mar 9)
Forecast: Dive deep into your feelings (and your Safety Deposit Box). You’re due for emotional growth and maybe a rare item trade. Watch for underwater chocolate—it melts weirdly. Someone may surface from your past, offering you either closure or cocoa. Your sensitive side shines brightest when you share your treats, so don’t be afraid to hand over that spare Chocolate Cybunny Paw. The currents may feel overwhelming, but chocolate floats—and so will you.
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