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 | The Mystery of the Missing Cooking Pot: Part OneThe sun was
shining, the Weewoos were singing, and I had enjoyed six whole hours of peace
while my pets were at Neoschool. However, my pets were just about home...
by trisshamster |  | Lao and the Legend of the Sun: Part OneZhou peered curiously at the red light beaming
across the sky. "'Red sky in the morning, sailors take warning,'" he quoted.
"Strange things'll be happenin' soon, no doubt. Th' sun never lies..."
by reggieman721 |  | Flame of Ice: The Story of a Warrior - Part OneSam froze. He'd forgotten all about it. "The
Warrior Ceremony's today?" he asked, trying to seem calm, though his nervousness
showed in the way he acted, and he couldn't keep it from showing in his words...
by kaylamdal111112 |  | A Very Feepit Christmas: Part OneSPLASH! A freezing cold torrent of water rushed
over Cadmium's head, abruptly interrupting pleasant dreams. She sputtered and
sat up, her green eyes blazing. Blinking water from her eyes, she took in her
Faerie Peophin sister...
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"The Greatest Christmas Ever" by jcrules902
Outside. In the cold. Alone. By myself. Freezing my tail off. A great way to spend Christmas! Note to self: Don't spend any more nights in 2 degree weather! He added that to his already rather long list of mental notes and things to do, getting a bit more annoyed by the second. He heaved a sigh...
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 A Bori's Christmas
Something in Apoc snapped. "I hate this holiday!" he cried. "It's a cheap
case for the Toy Shop to triple its sales! And you never get me what I want
anyway! Last year I wanted a Darigan Paint Brush, but you said no! You're the
worst owner ever!"
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 The Truth About Scarblade
Why did Scarblade
want to destroy Maraqua in the first place? He may be nasty, but he did not seem
nasty enough to destroy entire civilizations because he was bored.
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