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Lame Pun: Doing The Books

I'm Kinda Sorry For This One

by blackaavar
Eclectic Antics: Save the Chocolates, Part II

But the real question is: can you really use a frying pan as a weapon?

by amarettoball
Badly Armed - The Shoe Lace

Life isn't always easy.

Also by tedypicker

by sophieauditore

Bows!!

A new bow for my gallery!!

by franzgirl
Walein Away

So, when you said I was going down...

Also by minnesotan and cloudypoogle

by certifiabletrash

The Perks of Having Petpets: Pick Your Own

A Uni and her Warf discover that you can make and break a fortune within the space of 10 seconds!

by xirco
A Thief's Life - NO CHEATING

For the love of Fyora...

by yoshisislandbandit
Bite It As Hard As You Can!

Ow.

Also by chiefgrumpy.

by joslucca3000

Dungeon Games

Not the most welcoming setting.

by piratevam
A Treat

What happens when King Altador runs out of gifts...

by cherokee165
Furniture Shopping

That little fruit bowl...

by ketchup547
Buzzies

Come on, bee serious.

by catanator500
Party Zafara

Balloons! That could certainly make a party pop!

by dash_p
Tough Competition

Also by alyndasgallery

by brooklyn3223

Past Experience: Jellybeans

The true face of jellybeans.

by scribblecop
Mean Grarrls

That'll teach him.

by cyallia
 
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"Letters to Goose" by chistise
Dear Goose, I hope you are well and enjoying your travels in Shenkuu. I heard the weather there in summer is nice and warm. I’m sorry that I haven’t written as often as I promised but I’ve been busy settling into my new home. My initial impressions of it were somewhat mixed but I’ve come to like it since. I’ve always wanted to live in an old, spooky mansion like this. I’m getting inspiration for my mystery novel every hour I spend here. I got rather a shock the first night I came here. You remember how awful the weather was just that evening. After you went off on urgent business, I went down the winding path to the house. I stumbled upon it just as I started to worry I had taken a wrong turn somewhere. I pushed open the gate with a tremendous creak and walked up the decrepit path to the house. Lighting flashed as I reached the door and I saw this great, bulky outline of the house looming over me. It looked like it could topple over at any minute. I almost turned back but by then I had already knocked on the door and it seemed impolite to retreat just then. I shouldn’t have worried for no one came to the door. I leaned up against it to listen for any footsteps.




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Rohane's Odyssey
Forth young Rohane ventured, armed with just his father's sword, a taste for some adventure and his mother's faithful words. Near to Trestin Village, out on the surrounding plains the local Lupes attacked and he began to gain some strength.

by 0123kl

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Usuki Singing Stars #29: Sparkles Be Not Proud
“Scary! Look! Look! Look!” Sparkles chanted, rushing into the living room. The pink Bruce eagerly waved an envelope over her head. “Look at what I got in the mail today!!!” she gasped. “Don’t tell me you actually got fan mail,” Scary groaned. The purple Bruce flipped through her fashion magazine, not bothering to look up. “Or is it another NT rejection letter?”

by downrightdude

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The Definitive Ranking of All Neopian Coffee Shops
Don’t have enough time to brew your own coffee at home? Consistently disappointed by your vain attempts to recreate your favorite coffee drinks? Need to go on a budget because of all the whipped cream you keep buying for said recreated drinks? I can’t help you with the last thing, because this article is all about how you should spend your money. Specifically, for spending it on coffee.

by bizniscorg

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Petpet Matching for the Permanently Indecisive
Have you ever looked at a pet, paired with their petpet, and thought "They're perfect together!" only to do it yourself and find that "perfect" match to grow stale in a short time, maybe it just didn't "work" with their character, or maybe you just flat out decided you didn't like it? Ladies and Gentleman, I am here to state loud and clear you are not alone.

by fire_earth_aqua__77

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Duplicity: Part Nine
At the royal library, Lisha shuffled through legend after legend where any demons or wraiths were mentioned. She had already amassed a tower of books on the identification of so-called “evil” magics and spells, which had grown so large its structural integrity was faltering. The books she had read were thrown in a huge pile on the ground.

by likelife96

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Chronicles of a Caped Crusader: Days Yet to Pass: Part One
Chloe breathed deeply the morning air as she closed the front door behind herself. It was a glorious late spring morning and the air was fragrant and warm, with just a slight tinge of humidity. She walked down the front path to the sidewalk. As she reached the final step, she was cut off by one her sisters hopping through the shrubs lining the walkway.

by kristykimmy



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