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Current Weather

A hairy situation.

Also by blonde_and_lovin_it2

by certifiabletrash

Adopting A New Species Is Hard...

Whoops, nevermind.

by blueberrymuffinpops
Lame Pun: Dining Out

We Talk About Food A Lot

by blackaavar
Eclectic Antics: Save the Chocolates, Part I

In which Kaune shows the most polite way to wake someone up.

by amarettoball
NeoPaper: Loofah!

Aww, isn't it cute?

by mbredboy31
Around and Around They Go...

The Ixi got quite a shock.

Also by she_chose_love

by sophieauditore

Dinner with the Scarlets: Morning Matters

A good morning is one spent sleeping.

by june_scarlet
Look At All These Cakes!

Cakes galore!

by iana_19
The Nut Farm

Rink Punner

by ramheart
Bright Birthday

Lighting things up in a whole new level.

Also by coolnish_azn101

by hikariyugi_yamiatemu

Jhudora's Brush

Also by tedypicker

by cherokee165

Woes of a Labbed Bruce

The average Bruce is 80 cm tall

by ketchup547
The Discarded Grundo Plushie

Kindness isn't exactly encouraged...

by waternymph12
Hide and Seek!

Now that's a cool way to camouflage!

Also by 987654321_hj

by piinkskullz

Ecstatic, Erratic, and Manic: Dueling Decks

I mean, she has a point.

by elementdragongirl
Jhudora's Back!

Her true evil scheme.

Also by Krispykritter6

by dutchese159

 
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"Tallydepp and the Imperial Exam" by Tallydepp
Tallydepp, the Royal Uni, galloped home from school, full of nervous excitement. "Woah!!" exclaimed her mum, as Tallydepp came hurtling through the door. She put the Uni cake she had just baked in the oven on the kitchen table and wiped her hooves on her apron. "Whatever has happened?" she asked. Uni cake was Tallydepp's favourite food and usually the sweet aroma would stop her in her tracks, but today the excited Uni didn't even notice. She pulled a letter from her school satchel, her hooves shaking slightly. "Look! Look!" she cried. "I've finally been selected to try out for the Imperial Exam!" Tallydepp's mum gasped with delight. "Oh my dear Uni daughter, I know how hard you've worked for this and how much it means to you!" She pulled Tallydepp into a tight embrace. "I'm so proud of you!" Tallydepp laughed nervously. "It's only an invitation to try out for the exam, Mum. I might not even pass and get in. I've still got lots of studying to do yet. I've only got two days to revise all my spellings." "I'm sure you'll do fine," Tallydepp's mum said encouragingly. She cut a slice of Uni cake. "Here, have some cake to celebrate."




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Heavy Metal
A Mote. A particle, or speck of dust. A tiny, inconsequential amount of something, usually pictured floating off to nowhere. A little bit of somethingness to punctuate the nothingness. This might be what always made me uneasy, when I thought of motes - that emphasis of space. At least, I think it was; before that day, when I started thinking something else.

by placebo_533

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He'd Have To Wait
The foliage was springy underpaw as Lopez stepped through the jungle, a camera strung around his neck. After a pawstep, the leaves would jump right back up to where they had been a second before. As the Kougra walked on, the sun grew fainter and fainter, the surroundings growing dark. Bright green plants changed into dark bushes as he walked on.

by jrayeb3

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Celebrating Kacheek Day as a Newly-Morphed Kacheek
For Kacheeks all around Neopia, this means a day of mirth and merriment in celebration of our species’ long and storied history. For some of us, however, this day can be quite confusing as well. This is because some Kacheeks, such as myself, were not born as Kacheeks, but ended up becoming one for some reason or another.

by opossumman

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Judging the Best and the Worst Game Trophy Designs
Not all trophies were made equal however. Some are quite beautiful, in both design and representation, while others don't quite meet the mark, or a plain eyesore for the typical to even want to glance. After carefully judged all the available trophies, and a few cups of tea, a team of experts have come up with a list of trophies that will add… visual spark to your User Lookup.

Also by lute248

by xiaolin10413


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Never Again, Spiced Apple Pie: Part One
Grundo’s Café was as busy as ever. The canteen on the recreation deck of the Virtupets Space Station held a myriad of Neopets unwrapping their rehydrated Chicken Dumplings and carefully nibbling their Electric Nachos. Wall-mounted screens showed the latest in news and entertainment from around the galaxy, including an interview with some Alien Aisha musicians and the latest strike on Sloth’s forces on some far-flung world.

by cosmicfire918

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Sir Tormund Ellis: A Documentary: Part Two
I trained officially with my sword before him, and I got sent into those disgusting sewers before him, and I woke up at the crack of dawn before him, and I think I might have even been Master Torak's favourite before him — I swear. But, you know, the day he came in, there was this... aura around him, like he was constantly surrounded by light motes.

by theschizophrenicpunk



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