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Issue: 489 | 8th day of Eating, Y13

Comics

	Shades and Hues 17 Shattered Purity Arc; Part 13/15 by mstr_dark
	Any Job Will Do - Part 07 It's called a KILT! by crainwater
	Hoopla: Happy Negg Happiness~ by _pokemon12_63
	Mutual Understanding It's like they want to know more about each other. Idea by sfacvr by repulsives
	More Hardships of...Habitarium P3s Part 12 Being dragged around isn't much fun for a P3, really. by alagfalaswen
	Not-So Grey Day What is this? Also by theyellowrose by roxanna203
	DoTS # 1 Introduction by soragin
	Literally ~ No fans? The Truth Comes Out... Literally. by pirate_cove
	Neopia's Fountain of Youth Feeling old? No problem. Just check out the legendary Fountain of Youth. by l_like_animals
	OTL: Eye Candy Why would he eat it in the first place? by kamagirin
	Extreme Cheeserolling! Sometimes you just need that extra little boost.... by tuxedobird
	Paw Problem "The SDB is always so COLD!" by djudju22_8
	Knitting Aishas Plushie Aishas are made of fabric... right? So it's okay to use them for fabric.... right?! by knimble
	Team Mayhem Acronyms!? You haven't seen acronyms till you've seen this! by dark_moon_blossom
	Neopets: In the House! You said... by tweakley
	I Scream, Adee Screams Alright, Adee. by encroached
	The Kadventures of Olly and Ninth: Habitarium GAAAHHH! Also by 0llyness by __ninth_gate__
	Chance of Rain- Temper You might do the same thing if someone took your picnic... by mizumew
	Soldiers Soldiers learn to entertain themselves. xD by pinkpaint
	Remember When...? Ah, the good old Pound Chat... by miyaki3399
	The Comic comic The fanart is coming from inside the house... by caterait
	The Poor Pinchit :( Click and delete! by rythiel
	Clinic Troubles: Mutant Draiks Flow hates visual puns... by gypsygirl20
	Darigan Deeds: Hanso Pulls a Prank (Part2) Will Hanso finally be able to pull off his prank? by lasdarkfirewolf
	How Punny! And yourself? Idea by bowlofpho by lilyed
	Neo Events - Happy Grey Day! Happy Grey Day! by ilovepuppies31
	Cheesy Jokes! Grey Day Happy Grey Day! by cheesetwo__ff
	Random Oddness He calls himself the Games Master? by mistyqee
	Hooray for Grey Day? Never thought I'd see a hungry kad pass up on food! Very unGREYtful. Idea by elaborates by winters_footsteps
	Just Plain Weird - Grey Day Starring the random grey Wocky :D by pau_meow

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Magical Healing Slorgs

During the panic and mayhem, an interesting topic came up: the healing properties of slorgs. In the confusion many cures were tested to try and shift the Scourgies. Some were proven to be successful, if only temporarily. Soup, goop and splints were just some of the cures that were attempted that for a short while shifted the barnacles that plagued Neopets. But as the day went on, one cure was proving to be more popular...

Other Stories

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Breeze of Life and Silver Lining
Have a happy- er, sad- um, well, just have a Grey Day!

by misshoginpitt

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Trapped
I rested my head against the wall, the cold stone cooling my cheek. I sighed and closed my eyes. My life hadn't always been like this.

by emilyg96angel

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Neopian Trend Watch: Grey Day
Today on Neopian Trend Watch, we're going to check out the latest and greatest fashions. In honor of Grey Day, most of them are grey. And depressing.

by laurapet131

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Customisation: A Look Into the Best and the Worst
Since the introduction of customisation four years ago, wearables have become an ever-growing and extravagant part of the life of Neopians.

Also by xbebedawlx

by retrean

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Happily Ever After?: Part Three
James looked surprised. "I didn't know you liked to write stories," he said, approaching the desk to get a better look.

by majikel

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The Family Reunion: Part Two
"Well, goodbye, Kadoatie Drive," I said, looking back at my neighborhood. "I'm leaving you at last."

by thediractor

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