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Circulation: 97,025,825

Issue: 191 | 21st day of Hunting, Y7

Comics

	Outline Problems Your lines just need to be thickened up a bit :-) by goldchocobo21
	Floofeh Never ask an evil Poogle to smile. by jupeboxgal
	Unpredictable Love Love or laughter? by kittymew3_5_9_
	It Was Just a Joke! Not everyone can take a joke... by paganini646
	Wishful Thinking Was anyone looking for you? by barbcat00
	The Eyrie Side Never take anything literally... by pheonix131
	Just Sit Be careful where you keep your Neopoints... by katopia12
	Neopups What to do in Easter Negg Hunt. by wicked_dragonite
	Mootix Madness - #3 Dry Hair Only This IS actually based on a true story.... weird, I know lol by leoness
	The Office Meepits And it begins... by alien_1155
	Smelly Nelly "Has a messy room." by i_hate_backstabbers
	Weewoo Woes I wonder why... by lynxwed
	Neopian Mishaps Why the Snowager doesn't put his stuff in a Safety Deposit Box... by xtrat
	Don't Mess with Hissi! So you are also a Hissi... by tijntjuh_
	Crazed, Whatever That Means... Nobody wants to play with me :-( Also by auntfalcor by humblely
	Meridell - Excuses... If you don't know what it means, why did you use it in a sentence? by void_walker
	Random Things! Reality happens... by sky665
	Appearing Act! Now you see me... now you don't... now you see me again.... by jkalyan
	The Neopals I think might be a jinx... by roxanne_vergara99
	Major Malfunction #19 "The Toy Shop Lupe" by moonxtal
	Yurbles, Kougras, and Bori! Oh my! Good Ol' Coltzan... by unicorn_fantasy13
	Everyday Adventures of Zack Zafara "It will make you smarter..." by rufusrockskp
	Insanity Test BOOM!!! by saienian
	The Odd Couple Am I missing anything? Also by gloss_frozen by mindela_me
	Neopian Wackiness Typing Wackiness Also by stace2000 by cherv1
	Meridellian Mayhem- The Beach Issue "Skarl finally is making himself useful!" by ikkin_with_attitude
	All Ears Krawk Island Vacation: Eating by tdyans
	Zaffia's Days Talk about new moves... by megawolf77
	Revenge of the Flowpers! No Flowper day, eh? by soggy_cardboard
	A Very Stuffed Abode Now's the time to ask any science questions you may have... Art by shadih_temporary by 0523ck
	Island Babe and Friends: A Cure for Bloaty Feet How can I ever afford the cure? by syas82301
	Neo Logic Always remember to smile... by running_wind_horse
	Or You'll Walk the Plank... So...THAT'S what its for... by goldenchaos

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Fighting Multiple Opponents

Taking down single baddies is easy, right? Especially when it’s one against four. But what if you’re facing four against four, four against three or something extreme like two against one, it’s going to be quite a challenge, especially if you’re a beginner and/or on the verge of panic right now. So now, this article will tackle some of the harder types of monster battles you may encounter in NQII...

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The Neopian Thief
A thought suddenly came to her. Stealing was so easy. She was a fast runner, and nobody would ever suspect her. So what was stopping her?

by getto_agent

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The Discarded Magical Blue Grundo Plushie of Prosperity
Immediately after I left Faerieland, I embarked on a frustratingly long and torturous search all over Neopia for the little blue plushie's story. Here is exactly what I found…

by firedragon2113

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How To Read a Book: Neopets Style
Reading will and has become something of a habit, instead of the exciting adventure it should be. Fortunately, there are ways to help reverse this decline and bring reading in Neopia back into every family’s life.

by onlyonejc

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More Reasons To Boycott The Tongue Shrinkers
It is a bit different, but it is an equivalent to the previous; however, the threats, are getting more serious...

Also by moonila32

by kikik312

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Savak: The Redemption - Part Four
When Savak saw this Grundo, he couldn’t help but find him almost adorable. The only Grundos he had ever seen were the big green brutes like the ones loading the ship now...

by zephandolf

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A Spooky Escapade: Part Three
They were right. As the smoke cleared, the group peered into the darkness to see the coffin of Eliv Thade himself...

Also by pandabearb

by springsteen0991

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