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 | Learn To Code: A Lenny's Space Station Book ReviewHere is my review of the five books I read, as well as one elusive, extremely rare book that I am still on the hunt for...
by superkathiee |  | Sophie's Leave Me Alone NoticeAt the edge of the swamp that is home to Sophie the Swamp Witch, there stands a vine-wreathed sign featuring instructions to leave her alone in bold lettering. Behind the sign, forty pages of bark-like paper unfold like an accordion...
by liouchan |  | Notes from Kreludor“Gotcha!” Talyca zoomed up behind Jemilat and plucked the glasses off the eventide jubjub’s scrunched up face. “Do you think these make me look smart? Also written by hectic_haley
by therainbowsheep |  | Adventure Bound XweetokI'm terrified of heights and the thought of getting lost. If we were to go to Tyrannia this would be our first Adventure together. We would need a lot of supplies!
by bubbles150 |  | The Tombola is Out of Cash!Authors Note: This short story was inspired by the Neopian book titled Out of Cash: A Tombola Story. Hope you enjoy my imaginings!
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Headlines "Sophie's Leave Me Alone Notice" by liouchan At the edge of the swamp that is home to Sophie the Swamp Witch, there stands a vine-wreathed sign featuring instructions to leave her alone in bold lettering. Behind the sign, forty pages of bark-like paper unfold like an accordion.
PRIVATE SWAMP.
KEEP OUT.
NO TRESPASSING.
Trespassers will be zapped on sight.
Trespass: intransitive verb. To enter unlawfully upon the swamp of another, more specifically Sophie. To make an unwarranted or uninvited incursion into said swamp, which your incursions are guaranteed to be. So don't do that. Keeping out is exactly like coming in, except that you don't, which should be well within the realm of your capabilities.
Disclaimer: the owner of the swamp declines any and all responsibility for what may happen to dunderheads...
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