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Friday: A Jewel Indeed

"Go fetch the petpet like the good little shopkeeper you are, and you can keep the rest."

by vanquishee
Getting Off the Hype Train

New isn't all that it's cracked up to be.

by anti_guy
A Petpet's Wish

As soon as his owner dropped him off and was out of his sight, he escaped the pound and just kept running. Naturally, I flew behind him the entire time...

by mew__the_first1
The Great Stuntroo

I am the Great Stuntroo. I am a Blumaroo. I do stunts.

by sergente__hartmann
How I Met Sophie

I bet you have already heard about me. I'm one of the most famous Meowclops in Neopia...

by marta_uau
Departure

After a few months of spending time with a Xweetok, will the lone green Bori ever look at relationships the same way?

by darkflash369
The Most Wonderful Gift

"Come on, Baby! It's time to go to Neopia Central," yells Bella from the front door.

"I don't want to go today," I shout back.

by katieneo_11

Sunrise

She glanced at the horizon as her hand dropped, noting the vivid rose-gold and indigo above the field, and barely kept herself from sighing a second time. It was getting late, and she would have to stop for good all too soon.

by fairyxhearts
 
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"A Fountain Trail" by flufflepuff
"Dear me, you're looking pale today." Naia stroked the surface of the Rainbow Fountain, watching its usually saturated colors mingle in a coalescence of greyish pastels. The water faerie had sharp eyes and could notice the tiniest change in its hue. Any other Neopet would...




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Making The Perfect Cup Of Hot Borovan
At best you may know it's a drink which involves hot chocolate and asparagus, but how does one make it?

by pikachu315111

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Around Neopia in 80 Days - Part Two
This week, you will be heading into the northern lands of Neopia: this part of the journey includes both the highest and coldest region on the planet, as well as the sweltering depths near Neopia's core.

by burning_shadows_79

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The Necromancer: Part Nine
"Well, I thought that was very interesting," Nicholas said as they walked out of the sixteenth floor office.

by jokerhahaazzz

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A Queen's Ascension: Part Three
Vyssa became Viola, a Usul who had lived in Sakhmet her whole life and didn't have a family. She knew if she told the truth to Tomos he would completely change...

by dudeiloled

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A Halloween JubJub's Biggest Nightmare
Spooky.

by sugarypixiestix2

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Space Station One-Liners
Even evil scientists enjoy a good joke...

by classicmess



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