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	Pound Puns You could say... Also by twistedraja by sophieauditore
	Unfair Treatment Why am I not the one.... Also by icygal2310 by shennyyy
	Aisha Eyes See? Aren't they pretty? by ghost0face
	Poor Weewoos Does this look like a good time to you? by gleenut
	With Friends Like This... No more omelettes! Also by Pulc3tta by xxxfenice_neraxxx
	Ecstatic, Erratic, and Manic: The Space Faerie What did she do?! by elementdragongirl
	NeoPaper: Even More Daily Logic Okay, now that's really unfair... by mbredboy31
	Fishing Issues And most importantly, where do they buy sandals? by sophiaabic
	Sunny Side Up The culinary choices are so limited! by amarettoball
	The Wheel Of Not So Much Excitement. Who determines spectacular exactly? by goldensif
	The Techo Master's Secret Eeee oooo Also by yashasvika by vanillerrybeitje
	The Three Stages of Fear Baby Pteri Eggs Edition... by marcthegr8est1
	Neoquest Logic Optional?! Also by sanamm by admonisher
	Just Jelni: Overly Obsessed Who can a Cybunny trust? by angul888
	Haunt It begins. by spunkydog34
	The Kelp The food is so tiny it's impossible to get bloated! Also by erianoillim by saudadesdagripe
	Smack-A-Hmm This is how bad I am at playing games... by innosently
	Hide and Seek Let's try another game... by supertualet
	Strategy Anything is possible. Also by coolnish_azn101 by hikariyugi_yamiatemu
	Papa's Got Jokes Dad puns are the best puns Also by Kevinthinksyourcute by whssoftball11
	Codestone Humor I realized something while browsing my inventory the other day... by dune
	Envelope Please Eliv Thade! Also by spirochetes by linnipooh
	Heard It All Before Trust me, I've heard it all Also by robotbo23 by wowlame
	Head in the Clouds: Beating the Heat Your own personal swimming pool! by yoshisislandbandit
	Dinner with the Scarlets: Healing Stings I always have the worse luck at the Healing Springs. by june_scarlet

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"A Rambunctious Kacheek's Culinary Plight" by _brainchild_
The alluring elegance of the establishment emitted the feeling of bliss. The restaurant, simply named "Kelp", was rumored to be one of Neopia's finest eateries. On the basis of its eclectic appearance, it certainly lived up to its reputation. Music washed around the room, produced by a live band. This beautiful sound was relaxing and classy at the same time. Smiling, Chessella the Pastel Draik hugged her sister. "Happy birthday, Angie. We're eating here to celebrate your birthday." "Thanks," answered Angie. "I appreciate it." Ella opened the menu. "This Ocean Platter sure looks good," she commented. "The menu describes it as 'a delectable blend of Maraquan delights for you to sample.' " She looked up at her sisters. "I'll order that, and I'll let each of you try a little piece." "Yum," grinned Maldice, another one of Ella's sisters. "Not as tasty as chocolate," groaned Walda, Ella's little sister. Ella turned to Walda. "If you finish your main course, I'll buy you a chocolate dessert. Otherwise, you won't get a treat." "Okay," grumbled Walda. "I'll order the Stramberry Sausages." Then the waitress, a Maraquan Uni, swam over to the table. "Are you ready to order?" she asked. "Yes," replied Ella. "I'll have the Ocean Platter..." The food came in a timely manner. Ella eagerly took a bite. "This is delicious!" she exclaimed. "Where's my piece?" asked Maldice. "You promised."

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A Rambunctious Kacheek's Culinary Plight
The alluring elegance of the establishment emitted the feeling of bliss. The restaurant, simply named "Kelp", was rumored to be one of Neopia's finest eateries. On the basis of its eclectic appearance, it certainly lived up to its reputation.

by _brainchild_

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Tasha The Air Faerie
All of her life, Fyora received attention and special treatment everywhere she went. It is a nice feeling being recognized and admired everywhere you go. However, there was always a tiny piece of Fyora that wondered what it would feel like to live a normal life for one day.

by she_chose_love

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How to Make Summer 2k16 Lit
As Neopia's temperatures continue to rise, some Neopians' summer schedule may already consist entirely of visits to Maraqua and Terror Mountain. Others, however, may have no idea as to what they want to do or accomplish this summer. For the uninspired, keep reading to help fill your summer days with fun!

by jirachi68106

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Neopet Pronunciations: A Research Experiment
Though many Neopians have played for a long time, it seems that many of us have been pronouncing the most of basic of names incorrectly for years and years, according to The Neopet Team’s official pronunciation guide

by klarevoyant

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Clouds Over Cogham: Part Eight
Sunlight. Actual sunlight. It’s barely been an hour since Tor and Roberta last felt the sun shining down upon them — since they’d been in the thankfully still-freed city of Brightvale — but the clouds’ smothering pressure had already convinced them that they’d never feel warm again.

by theschizophrenicpunk

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Desert Requiem: Part Five
Jazan, Nabile, Farisem, Sayidah, and Tomos filed into Jazan's study upon the premature end of the royal ball. Khalid made his appearance there shortly after them. He sat down in a corner of the room and did not meet anyone's gaze.

by kalnya

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